The new test, are you a racist or are you not a racist.

[Maple]

1. Do you agree with President Obama on his economic recovery plan? / yes no / don't know

2. Do you agree with President Obama on his cap and trade plan? / yes no/ don't know

3. Do you agree with President Obama on his health care proposal? / yes no/ don't know

4. Do you beleive everything President Obama's states about his / yes no/ don't know
health care plan, i.e deficit neutral, won't raise taxes?

5. Do you never question any of President's Obama's agenda or / yes no/ don't know
policies.

6. Do you agree with President Obama's positions on the treatment of / yes no/ don't know
terrorists? Reading of Miranda Rights on the battle field? Prosecuting/
our own CIA?

7. Do you agree with everything President Obama has ever said or / yes no/ don't know
done?
yes no/ don't know
8. Do you never watch FOX news?/ yes no/ don't know

9. Do you never listen to Rush Limbaugh?/ yes no/ don't know

10. Do you never listen to Glen Beck?/ yes no/ don't know

11. Do you never listen to Shawn Hannity?/ yes no/ don't know

ANSWER: If you answered YES to everything- CONGRATULATIONS you are not a RACIST.

ANSWER: If you answered NO to any ONE of these questions, SHAME ON YOU, YOU ARE A RACIST!!!!!

ANSWER: If you answered Don't Know- well, you should damn well know, because Obama said so, SO YOU ARE RACISTS TOO because you have not been paying attention to what Obama says and what Obama says is always true. LOL

 

[manifold]

1. Do you agree with President Obama on his economic recovery plan? / yes no

2. Do you agree with President Obama on his cap and trade plan? / yes no

3. Do you agree with President Obama on his health care proposal? / yes no

4. Do you beleive everything President Obama's states about his / yes no
health care plan, i.e deficit neutral, won't raise taxes?

5. Do you ever question any of President's Obama agenda or / yes no
policies.

6. Do you agree with President Obama positions on the treatment of / yes no
terrorists? Reading of Miranda Rights on the battle field? Prosecuting/
our own CIA?

7. Do you agree with everything President Obama has ever said or / yes no
done?

ANSWER: If you answered YES to everything- CONGRATULATIONS you are not a RACIST.

ANSWER: If you answered NO to any ONE of these questions, SHAME ON YOU, YOU ARE A RACIST!!!!!

I think you omitted the "N." Better go edit that post haste.

 

[xotoxi]

1. Do you agree with President Obama on his economic recovery plan? / yes no

2. Do you agree with President Obama on his cap and trade plan? / yes no

3. Do you agree with President Obama on his health care proposal? / yes no

4. Do you beleive everything President Obama's states about his / yes no
health care plan, i.e deficit neutral, won't raise taxes?

5. Do you ever question any of President's Obama's agenda or / yes no
policies.

6. Do you agree with President Obama's positions on the treatment of / yes no
terrorists? Reading of Miranda Rights on the battle field? Prosecuting/
our own CIA?

7. Do you agree with everything President Obama has ever said or / yes no
done?

ANSWER: If you answered YES to everything- CONGRATULATIONS you are not a RACIST.

ANSWER: If you answered NO to any ONE of these questions, SHAME ON YOU, YOU ARE A RACIST!!!!!

So, by your rational, I guess that means you are a racist.

 

[Maple]

Yes, I guess it does, and a conservative one at that. No white guilt here. Lol

 

[manifold]

psst...

That would be rationale.

 

[xsited1]

...
ANSWER: If you answered YES to everything- CONGRATULATIONS you are not a RACIST.

ANSWER: If you answered NO to any ONE of these questions, SHAME ON YOU, YOU ARE A RACIST!!!!!

Thank you Jimmy Carter. People like him just need to die. No offense.

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

1. Do you agree with President Obama on his economic recovery plan? / yes no

2. Do you agree with President Obama on his cap and trade plan? / yes no

3. Do you agree with President Obama on his health care proposal? / yes no

4. Do you beleive everything President Obama's states about his / yes no
health care plan, i.e deficit neutral, won't raise taxes?

5. Do you ever question any of President's Obama's agenda or / yes no
policies.

6. Do you agree with President Obama's positions on the treatment of / yes no
terrorists? Reading of Miranda Rights on the battle field? Prosecuting/
our own CIA?

7. Do you agree with everything President Obama has ever said or / yes no
done?

ANSWER: If you answered YES to everything- CONGRATULATIONS you are not a RACIST.

ANSWER: If you answered NO to any ONE of these questions, SHAME ON YOU, YOU ARE A RACIST!!!!!

I answered yes to #5

 

[xotoxi]

psst...

That would be rationale.

Gee, thanks!

I always love it when people point out my typos! It's so helpful!

 

[Maple]

1. Do you agree with President Obama on his economic recovery plan? / yes no

2. Do you agree with President Obama on his cap and trade plan? / yes no

3. Do you agree with President Obama on his health care proposal? / yes no

4. Do you beleive everything President Obama's states about his / yes no
health care plan, i.e deficit neutral, won't raise taxes?

5. Do you ever question any of President's Obama's agenda or / yes no
policies.

6. Do you agree with President Obama's positions on the treatment of / yes no
terrorists? Reading of Miranda Rights on the battle field? Prosecuting/
our own CIA?

7. Do you agree with everything President Obama has ever said or / yes no
done?

ANSWER: If you answered YES to everything- CONGRATULATIONS you are not a RACIST.

ANSWER: If you answered NO to any ONE of these questions, SHAME ON YOU, YOU ARE A RACIST!!!!!

I answered yes to #5

That's been corrected thanks for pointing it out.

 

[REVxERIK]

1. Do you agree with President Obama on his economic recovery plan? / yes no

2. Do you agree with President Obama on his cap and trade plan? / yes no

3. Do you agree with President Obama on his health care proposal? / yes no

4. Do you beleive everything President Obama's states about his / yes no
health care plan, i.e deficit neutral, won't raise taxes?

5. Do you never question any of President's Obama's agenda or / yes no
policies.

6. Do you agree with President Obama's positions on the treatment of / yes no
terrorists? Reading of Miranda Rights on the battle field? Prosecuting/
our own CIA?

7. Do you agree with everything President Obama has ever said or / yes no
done?

ANSWER: If you answered YES to everything- CONGRATULATIONS you are not a RACIST.

ANSWER: If you answered NO to any ONE of these questions, SHAME ON YOU, YOU ARE A RACIST!!!!!

haha! i like this post! good job, very clever!

 

[manifold]

Yeah, about as clever and original as an America's funniest home video of a two year old hitting his dad in the balls with a baseball bat.

 

[xotoxi]

Yeah, about as clever and original as an America's funniest home video of a two year old hitting his dad in the balls with a baseball bat.

That will never happen.

I wear a cup whenever I play whiffleball with my 4 year old son.

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Yeah, about as clever and original as an America's funniest home video of a two year old hitting his dad in the balls with a baseball bat.

So its funny as hell too

 

[manifold]

Yeah, about as clever and original as an America's funniest home video of a two year old hitting his dad in the balls with a baseball bat.

So its funny as hell too

I said as clever and original (as in not very).

I said nothing about it being as timelessly and consistently funny as hell.

 

[Maple]

Yeah, about as clever and original as an America's funniest home video of a two year old hitting his dad in the balls with a baseball bat.

So its funny as hell too

I said as clever and original (as in not very).

I said nothing about it being as timelessly and consistently funny as hell.

You see, we conservatives have a sense of humor, something that is found to be totally lacking in liberals.

 

[REVxERIK]

So its funny as hell too

I said as clever and original (as in not very).

I said nothing about it being as timelessly and consistently funny as hell.

You see, we conservatives have a sense of humor, something that is found to be totally lacking in liberals.

ahhh come on lets say nice things, we all have to share this board so we may as well get along

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Yeah, about as clever and original as an America's funniest home video of a two year old hitting his dad in the balls with a baseball bat.

So its funny as hell too

I said as clever and original (as in not very).

I said nothing about it being as timelessly and consistently funny as hell.

See we agree

I'm building consensus

 

[Zander]

If if weren't so true I would laugh. Today, is seems that any criticism of our "dear leader" is automatically "racist".

Obama is going the way of Carter, so it is rather appropriate that Carter defends him. Ineptitude is attracted to ineptitude.....

 

[Maple]

If if weren't so true I would laugh. Today, is seems that any criticism of our "dear leader" is automatically "racist".

Obama is going the way of Carter, so it is rather appropriate that Carter defends him. Ineptitude is attracted to ineptitude.....

I was here when Carter was President, 22% unemployment, 13 % inflation, 21% interest rates, hell, his going away party is still going on out here in my country.

 

[manifold]

So its funny as hell too

I said as clever and original (as in not very).

I said nothing about it being as timelessly and consistently funny as hell.

You see, we conservatives have a sense of humor, something that is found to be totally lacking in liberals.

I'll put that theory to the test right now.

Knock knock...