The Never-Ending Story

[The Man @ Lunch]

The rules are simple:
1. Supply one sentence to the ongoing story.
2. Wait for someone else to add a sentence before adding your next one.

 

[The Man @ Lunch]

It all started a few weeks ago, when I found a penny on the sidewalk.

 

[actsnoblemartin]

It all started a few weeks ago, when I found a penny on the sidewalk.

I was so happy, I did the dance of joy.

 

[The Man @ Lunch]

My best friend Bob had warned me against doing the dance of joy in public, but this time I just couldn't help myself.

 

[Truthmatters]

I leapt into the air and contorted my torso in such a manner as to sprain one of the large muscles in my back.

 

[actsnoblemartin]

I saw my doctor, and he said, i pulled my ass muscle.

I leapt into the air and contorted my torso in such a manner as to sprain one of the large muscles in my back.

 

[The Man @ Lunch]

"Will I need to stick my head up there?" I asked him.

 

[Vintij]

"Im afraid your going to have to stick more than your head up there" he replied in a seductive tone.

 

[Truthmatters]

I checked my insurance and found another Dr.

 

[The Man @ Lunch]

She turned out to be much more helpful and gave me some pain pills to take, but on the way out of her office I glanced back and saw Rush Limbaugh following me, obviously trying to steal them.

 

[Truthmatters]

He looked wild eyed and desperate, I dodged him by turning a corner and ducking in the nearest door and found myself in the cafeteria facing the salad bar.

 

[BATMAN]

To my shock and dismay, I saw Bill Clinton licking the sneeze guard while looking at an underage patron.

 

[Truthmatters]

Upon closer inspection I realised It was not Bill Clinton it was my high school shop teacher who was slobbering all over the not so clean glass shield, the underage girl shuttered and called a security guard while I turned and peered though the window in the door just in time to see Rush being hauled away by yet another security guard,at last I would be able to make use of the penny I had found and bounced it off the head of my old shop teacher as I qickly slipped out the door.

 

[The Man @ Lunch]

It was then that I decided things were getting a little too crazy, and that I should take some time off to visit Bob in Seattle.

 

[Truthmatters]

On the way to the airport I found a penny and felt it was a omen in my search for the meaning of life, I found the flight relaxing and took a cab to Bobs house.

 

[The Man @ Lunch]

Imagine my surprise when the woman driving my cab turned out to be a gorgeous blonde who also worked part-time as an exotic dancer!

 

[manu1959]

she turned and said.......Dad!...how have you been?

 

[Superlative]

I asked her stage name, She said it was Artex, and that she was sad.

I said, Fight the sadness!! Artex, Fight the sadness!!!

 

[manu1959]

I asked her stage name, She said it was Artex, and that she was sad.

I said, Fight the sadness!! Artex, Fight the sadness!!!

become a republican..............

 

[Superlative]

Just then a Huge flying white dog swooped out of the sky yelling ATREYOOUUU!! and snatched up some kid in an alley.