the mommy test

[KLSuddeth]

This is classic....and true


The Mommy Test

I was out walking with my then 4 year old
daughter. She picked up something off the ground and
started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to
do that. "Why?"

"Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty
and probably has germs."
At this point, she looked at me with total
admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this
stuff?"

"Uh," I was thinking quickly,"...all moms knows
this stuff. Um, it's on the Mommy Test. You have to
know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but
she was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH....I get It!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk,
you have to be the Daddy."

 

[janeeng]

:teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

What an excellent thing!!!!! haha!

 

[Lizzy]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[KLSuddeth]

i love it :clap1:

 

[Jackass]

Not according to MY daughter. Shhe KNOWS that daddy knows ALL!!

 

[KLSuddeth]

never fear jackass - in a few years you'll know nothing. trust me.

lol

 

[Jackass]

Not MY girl!! Never!!

 

[KLSuddeth]

she must be a little one still Oh how I miss little ones!

 

[Lizzy]

Sara is only 6 and she thinks she knows everything. Ask SE.

 

[KLSuddeth]

LOL

It gets worse
but she is SO damned cute!

 

[janeeng]

Originally posted by Jackass
Not MY girl!! Never!!

HAHAHAA, Please, I thought the same about my Son with certain things, always the "not my Son" well, he made a FOOL out of me with that one. She will learn!!! haha!

 

[Lizzy]

here she is with her bunnies - Rosey and Daisy and the stuffed rabbit "Roger Rabbit" from her penpals in Austrailia.

 

[KLSuddeth]

she's such a beautiful child!

 

[Lizzy]

Thank you. Too bad she is 6 going on 16. But I love her just the way she is. She's going to be one tough woman when shes grown up! But that's what I want her to be.

 

[Jackass]

Dont get me wrong..mygirl goes through this stuff with my wife already! When Daddy is around though...it is totally different. Me and her just communicate much better than her and my wife. Always have and always will!

 

[janeeng]

That's a cute picture of Sara, Lizzy!!!!! she looks just as cute as her Aunt! :

Jackass, bribary in kids works well doesn't it? :

 

[Jackass]

Originally posted by janeeng
Jackass, bribary in kids works well doesn't it? :

None needed here!!!