The luckiest son of a bitch alive.....

[iamwhatiseem]

...is married to Giade DeLaurentiis......an amazing Italian cook...and bitchin hot...

44 Years old!!

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

My dream chick...hotter than hell and she can cook!!
I'd be happy to do her dishes.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Holy shit!!!! I had no idea she was 44!!

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Holy shit!!!! I had no idea she was 44!!

Me either! I thought she was maybe late 20's...what a lucky man.
She is going to be one of those women who still look good at 60.

 

[Mr. H.]

She looks just like my cousin's wife. Talk about a lucky son of a bitch LOL.

 

[Mr. H.]

I'd like to suck on her left clavicle.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I'd like to suck on her left clavicle.

Personally i'd suck on whatever body part she made available.

 

[Mr. H.]

I'd like to suck on her left clavicle.

Personally i'd suck on whatever body part she made available.

Her milk mates appear to be plenty available.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I'd like to suck on her left clavicle.

Personally i'd suck on whatever body part she made available.

Her milk mates appear to be plenty available.

Shiiiit...I'd suck her toes after walking through a cow pasture barefoot if given the chance.

 

[Mr. H.]

I'd like to suck on her left clavicle.

Personally i'd suck on whatever body part she made available.

Her milk mates appear to be plenty available.

Shiiiit...I'd suck her toes after walking through a cow pasture barefoot if given the chance.

Still, no where near as purdy as Taylor Swift.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I'd like to suck on her left clavicle.

Personally i'd suck on whatever body part she made available.

Her milk mates appear to be plenty available.

Shiiiit...I'd suck her toes after walking through a cow pasture barefoot if given the chance.

Still, no where near as purdy as Taylor Swift.

The wife gives me shit every time I drool over Taylor.
At least she doesnt get pissed about it though. I guess the total unlikely hood of me hooking up with her makes it easy.
Kinda like me laughing about her love affair with George Clooney...although his liberal leanings are more of an insult than his looks.

 

[Mr. H.]

I'd like to suck on her left clavicle.

Personally i'd suck on whatever body part she made available.

Her milk mates appear to be plenty available.

Shiiiit...I'd suck her toes after walking through a cow pasture barefoot if given the chance.

Still, no where near as purdy as Taylor Swift.

The wife gives me shit every time I drool over Taylor.
At least she doesnt get pissed about it though. I guess the total unlikely hood of me hooking up with her makes it easy.
Kinda like me laughing about her love affair with George Clooney...although his liberal leanings are more of an insult than his looks.

The other day, I announced to Mrs. H. that Taylor Swift is my new girlfriend. She replaced Paris Hilton.

 

[Capstone]

She could cut the cheese around me anytime she wanted, as long as I could lick the knife.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Personally i'd suck on whatever body part she made available.

Her milk mates appear to be plenty available.

Shiiiit...I'd suck her toes after walking through a cow pasture barefoot if given the chance.

Still, no where near as purdy as Taylor Swift.

The wife gives me shit every time I drool over Taylor.
At least she doesnt get pissed about it though. I guess the total unlikely hood of me hooking up with her makes it easy.
Kinda like me laughing about her love affair with George Clooney...although his liberal leanings are more of an insult than his looks.

The other day, I announced to Mrs. H. that Taylor Swift is my new girlfriend. She replaced Paris Hilton.

Paris? Good God man have you no self respect?
Next you'll tell me you have the hots for Miley Cyrus.

 

[Mr. H.]

Her milk mates appear to be plenty available.

Shiiiit...I'd suck her toes after walking through a cow pasture barefoot if given the chance.

Still, no where near as purdy as Taylor Swift.

The wife gives me shit every time I drool over Taylor.
At least she doesnt get pissed about it though. I guess the total unlikely hood of me hooking up with her makes it easy.
Kinda like me laughing about her love affair with George Clooney...although his liberal leanings are more of an insult than his looks.

The other day, I announced to Mrs. H. that Taylor Swift is my new girlfriend. She replaced Paris Hilton.

Paris? Good God man have you no self respect?
Next you'll tell me you have the hots for Miley Cyrus.

Paris is one first-class ho, bro.

Cyrus? I'd walk a miley in her shorts.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Shiiiit...I'd suck her toes after walking through a cow pasture barefoot if given the chance.

Still, no where near as purdy as Taylor Swift.

The wife gives me shit every time I drool over Taylor.
At least she doesnt get pissed about it though. I guess the total unlikely hood of me hooking up with her makes it easy.
Kinda like me laughing about her love affair with George Clooney...although his liberal leanings are more of an insult than his looks.

The other day, I announced to Mrs. H. that Taylor Swift is my new girlfriend. She replaced Paris Hilton.

Paris? Good God man have you no self respect?
Next you'll tell me you have the hots for Miley Cyrus.

Paris is one first-class ho, bro.

Cyrus? I'd walk a miley in her shorts.

Damn you're a sick bastard!!! Are we related or something? Brother from another mother maybe?

 

[Mad Scientist]

Damn man there's no parts of her left for ME to lick!

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Damn man there's no parts of her left for ME to lick!

I'm sure she'd let you lick the frosting off her mixer.....
Shit! Even that sounds good....

 

[Mr. H.]

Still, no where near as purdy as Taylor Swift.

The wife gives me shit every time I drool over Taylor.
At least she doesnt get pissed about it though. I guess the total unlikely hood of me hooking up with her makes it easy.
Kinda like me laughing about her love affair with George Clooney...although his liberal leanings are more of an insult than his looks.

The other day, I announced to Mrs. H. that Taylor Swift is my new girlfriend. She replaced Paris Hilton.

Paris? Good God man have you no self respect?
Next you'll tell me you have the hots for Miley Cyrus.

Paris is one first-class ho, bro.

Cyrus? I'd walk a miley in her shorts.

Damn you're a sick bastard!!! Are we related or something? Brother from another mother maybe?

Hey! That's MISTER sick bastard to you, pal.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

The wife gives me shit every time I drool over Taylor.
At least she doesnt get pissed about it though. I guess the total unlikely hood of me hooking up with her makes it easy.
Kinda like me laughing about her love affair with George Clooney...although his liberal leanings are more of an insult than his looks.

The other day, I announced to Mrs. H. that Taylor Swift is my new girlfriend. She replaced Paris Hilton.

Paris? Good God man have you no self respect?
Next you'll tell me you have the hots for Miley Cyrus.

Paris is one first-class ho, bro.

Cyrus? I'd walk a miley in her shorts.

Damn you're a sick bastard!!! Are we related or something? Brother from another mother maybe?

Hey! That's MISTER sick bastard to you, pal.

Now why would I call a fellow dirty old bastard Mister?
I think Comrade fits much better.