The Liberal Manifesto

[The Sage of Main Street]

Question - What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

Answer - A puppy stops whining after it grows up. ....

Mother Goose

The united ruling class doesn't want us to grow up.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

You might be a liberal if . . .

You think that consenting adults can engage freely in every activity except capitalism.
You named your children Moonglow and Arizona.

You think the really alarming violence takes place outside the abortion clinic.

You've ever referred to the "root cause" of something.

You pray to "The Woman Upstairs."

You think we never gave peace a chance.

You had to be told that "Manhattan," "menopause" and "boycott" were not sexist words

You begin sentences with the words "I feel."

Your driver's license has a hyphen because for you one last name just isn't enough.

You don't think "All in the Family" is a very funny program, but watch it anyway because Meathead makes a lot of sense.

You think OJ is out looking for the real killers.

You think Julia Sugarbaker is an astute social commentator.

You think it takes a village.

You think that the words "to promote the general welfare" in the Constitution mean to promote welfare generally.

You think that, even though more people voted against him than for him in both the 1992 and the 1996 presidential elections, Bill Clinton had a mandate.

You think that conservatives, like preservatives, ought to be federally regulated.

You ever wore earth shoes.

You have ever wondered out loud, "Why can't we all just get along?"

You think the New York Times prints all the news that's fit.

You think that Rush Limbaugh is just an entertainer.

You spent Columbus Day reading Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.

You reach the limits of your talent and then complain that you ran into a glass ceiling.

You wear more ribbons on your lapel than in your hair.

You blame the Unabomber's parents.

You fail to see the connection between Lenin and Lennon.

You have always agreed with Alec Baldwin or Rosie O'Donnell.

You are very intolerant of people who don't agree with your ideas of what constitutes tolerance.

Did they teach you how to be a ranting, beer-swilling ignoramus in the fascist reeducation camp?

OLD SCHOOL: Manifest Destiny
LIBERAL INDOCTRINATION CENTER: Many Fuzzy Desktops

As usual, all the fancy rhetoric of the manifesto hides vicious screamers, name callers, and pushy degenerates inside, like an insane asylum that looks like an impressive office building on the outside.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

The end goal of liberalism. .....

(dress alike, think alike, and everyone shares the misery equally)

Are you auditioning to be a FOX News host, or do you just enjoy being a witless, sheet-wearing xenophobe?

Toxic Treasonous Tolerance

Some xenos need to be phobed.

 

[SaxxyBlues]

You might be a liberal if . . .

You think that consenting adults can engage freely in every activity except capitalism.
You named your children Moonglow and Arizona.

You think the really alarming violence takes place outside the abortion clinic.

You've ever referred to the "root cause" of something.

You pray to "The Woman Upstairs."

You think we never gave peace a chance.

You had to be told that "Manhattan," "menopause" and "boycott" were not sexist words

You begin sentences with the words "I feel."

Your driver's license has a hyphen because for you one last name just isn't enough.

You don't think "All in the Family" is a very funny program, but watch it anyway because Meathead makes a lot of sense.

You think OJ is out looking for the real killers.

You think Julia Sugarbaker is an astute social commentator.

You think it takes a village.

You think that the words "to promote the general welfare" in the Constitution mean to promote welfare generally.

You think that, even though more people voted against him than for him in both the 1992 and the 1996 presidential elections, Bill Clinton had a mandate.

You think that conservatives, like preservatives, ought to be federally regulated.

You ever wore earth shoes.

You have ever wondered out loud, "Why can't we all just get along?"

You think the New York Times prints all the news that's fit.

You think that Rush Limbaugh is just an entertainer.

You spent Columbus Day reading Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.

You reach the limits of your talent and then complain that you ran into a glass ceiling.

You wear more ribbons on your lapel than in your hair.

You blame the Unabomber's parents.

You fail to see the connection between Lenin and Lennon.

You have always agreed with Alec Baldwin or Rosie O'Donnell.

You are very intolerant of people who don't agree with your ideas of what constitutes tolerance.

Did they teach you how to be a ranting, beer-swilling ignoramus in the fascist reeducation camp?

OLD SCHOOL: Manifest Destiny
LIBERAL INDOCTRINATION CENTER: Many Fuzzy Desktops

As usual, all the fancy rhetoric of the manifesto hides vicious screamers, name callers, and pushy degenerates inside, like an insane asylum that looks like an impressive office building on the outside.

 

[SaxxyBlues]

Do you ever think: Why don't you speak English and just say what you mean, you blathering, roadkill eating, assclowns?

 

[SaxxyBlues]

Conservatives soulless Social-Security-privatizing bottom-feeders.....

 

[Indeependent]

Edumacation...give it a try.

 

[SaxxyBlues]

lmfao

 

[SaxxyBlues]

Conservatives~lobotomized war-drumming mouth-breathers