The last time climate "science" was "settled..."

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    ... We were told that if we move into the desert plains, plow up the ground and dynamite the air, rain would follow us there and we would cause climate change for the better! Rain follows the plow!

    Rain follows the plow - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Of course, the semi-arid regions obstinately stayed that way, becoming the ultimate "deniers" of the pseudoscience that is climatology!

    Warmers? Defend it.:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    As soon as I can find a female vocalist, we'll record our new parody song for the warmers:

    "You're so vain"

    You started the fear party, with your predictions of a new ice age
    Your fear strategically fit to target us
    But science, it was not
    You had one eye on the data as, your predictions came to naught
    And Mother Earth she just kept on a turning,
    kept on a turning and...

    You're so vain, you think that climate change is about you
    You're so vain, I'll bet you think the climate's about you
    Don't you? Don't You?

    You fooled us a hundred years ago when we were still quite naive
    When you said that the rain would follow the plow
    That the deserts could live and breathe
    So we went out west to plant our crops, but the rain it stayed back east
    We brought our plows but the clouds didn't follow,
    clouds didn't follow and...

    You're so vain, you probably think the climate's about you
    You're so vain, I'll bet you think the climate's about you
    Don't you? Don't You? Don't You?

    I have some dreams but I don't call them science,
    don't call them science, and...

    You're so vain, you think that climate change is about you
    You're so vain, I'll bet you think the climate's about you
    Don't you? Don't You?

    Well you fueled up all of your private jets, for a trip to Copenhagen,
    You act like we never saw the emails,
    with your attempts to 'hide the decline'
    Yer on the wrong side of history all the time,
    trying to control our life!
    Don't even bother flying back home to tax us,
    back home to tax us and...

    You're insane, you made the data say it's about you
    You're so vain, you thought that climate change was about you.
    Don't lie! Don't lie! Don't lie!

    You're so vain, you probably think the climate's about you
    You're so vain, you probably think the climate's about you
     
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    Possibly an honesty gene might be kicking in.... NO warmers thus far trying to defend this one.

    There may be hope for them yet! (But of course I know better than that!)
     
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    No defense needed against obvious ignorance, lies, and stupidity.
     
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    Knew you couldn't resist. But I'd hoped you could come up with something a little better.

    There's no lie in this. "Rain follows the plow" WAS accepted climate science at the time.

    Defend it! (Hint: you can't, doltass. You're better off just ignoring it.)
     
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    That's exactly what climate "science" was then, and still is today. But with a massive dose of hubris and vanity added.
     
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    So, what is your educational background? You must have studied a LOT of science.
     
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    Where will climate science be in 100 years? LAUGHING at today's climate scientists just like today's laugh at the "Rain follows the Plow" ones!

    Debate the topic little bitch.
     
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    you shouldn't talk about Jake Starkey's bitch like that.
     
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