The Kitten Who Demolished Christmas

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    Every single one of my gifts has a single claw-swipe through it, and each bow is laying on the floor near it's corresponding gift.

    Apparently, she didn't like my color combinations?

    Bitch.

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    She needs a beatin'.
     
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    Could you just send one of your cows to sit on her for 2 weeks? I'll pay postage.
     
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    I bet Bradley would kick her hairy ass.

    :D

    Unless he chickened out.
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    Duh? That's what I'm after.. Hopefully, he's not afraid of a few tiny claws...(hence the 2-week time period).
     
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    Duh? I know that's what you are after, that's why I said it. :)

    Pay for shipping and you can lease him. :)

    :D
     
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    Lease??? Hell, just the money to SHIP him is enough to send someone toward bankruptcy.. He's not petite, you know.. :D

    Better I just send this little maggot to you.. Merry Christmas, Darin! What color bow would you like? :D
     
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    Use rope...and tie it tightly around the neck.... :D
     
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    Oooh. Your kinder & gentler side must be on vacation...

    She has a high cute factor...when she doesn't move much.
     
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    That’s NOT a Kitten, it’s a CAT! KILL IT! :dev3:
     

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