> > Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very > attractive blonde woman from Kentucky arrived and bet twenty-thousand > dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. > > She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm > completely nude." > > With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and > yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" > > As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... > > "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" > > She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and > her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other > dumfounded. > > Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" > > The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." > > Moral - > Not all Kentuckians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, > but lustful men are lustful men.