The Kentucky Blonde

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  1. Mr. P
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    > Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
    > attractive blonde woman from Kentucky arrived and bet twenty-thousand
    > dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
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    > She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
    > completely nude."
    >
    > With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
    > yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
    >
    > As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
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    > "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
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    > She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
    > her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
    > dumfounded.
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    > Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
    >
    > The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
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    > Moral -
    > Not all Kentuckians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
    > but lustful men are lustful men.
     
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    That was funny...could see it happening..... :teeth:
     

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