Ray9
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Does anyone else see the current lineup of presidential candidates for the Democratic Party as something that resembles children’s programming or at the very least some kind of weird situation comedy? The three leading contenders, Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders would make great material for a cartoon or weekly reality show but on this planet none has even a prayer of ever sitting in the big chair in Washington.
This might explain the desperation behind the corrupted FISA Warrants framing Donald Trump for conspiring with Vladimir Putin to infiltrate our election system so together they could divide up the world. A huge iron curtain separating the hemispheres of the Earth with Trump on one side and Putin on the other makes a great scary bedtime story. Of course the really scary part is that so many swallowed it.
The democrats know that they have nothing to offer in the way of new ideas and for that matter neither do most republicans. The dynamic that elected Trump is not understood by politicians it is understood only by people. Trump controls republicans but democrats have nothing to fight with but the same bankrupt, bedridden policies that throw students into debt with predatory college loans, outlaw private health insurance and stagnate the wages of the working class.
But it’s fun to imagine a realty show or cartoon called Joe, Elizabeth and Bernie. Old Joe could get lost on his way to the store and not only forget where he was going but how to get home. A few times a week old Joe might hit the gas instead of the brake and bulldoze his own drive-up window at a Walmart. He could then explain himself with “truth over facts”.
Elizabeth could flit about town demanding special favors as a “woman of color” like she did at Harvard. She could dress up like a Cherokee covering her pale face in traditional war paint while she cashes some of the checks she got from the glorified minstrel show she put on to exploit real Indians.
Bernie could stand on a street corner handing out pamphlets supporting Cuba like Lee Harvey Oswald. He could make stump speeches pining for the days of the Symbionese Liberation Army. The show would make great television as a comedy hit.
But none of these clowns is going anywhere. Without a serious replacement Trump will win in a landslide.
This might explain the desperation behind the corrupted FISA Warrants framing Donald Trump for conspiring with Vladimir Putin to infiltrate our election system so together they could divide up the world. A huge iron curtain separating the hemispheres of the Earth with Trump on one side and Putin on the other makes a great scary bedtime story. Of course the really scary part is that so many swallowed it.
The democrats know that they have nothing to offer in the way of new ideas and for that matter neither do most republicans. The dynamic that elected Trump is not understood by politicians it is understood only by people. Trump controls republicans but democrats have nothing to fight with but the same bankrupt, bedridden policies that throw students into debt with predatory college loans, outlaw private health insurance and stagnate the wages of the working class.
But it’s fun to imagine a realty show or cartoon called Joe, Elizabeth and Bernie. Old Joe could get lost on his way to the store and not only forget where he was going but how to get home. A few times a week old Joe might hit the gas instead of the brake and bulldoze his own drive-up window at a Walmart. He could then explain himself with “truth over facts”.
Elizabeth could flit about town demanding special favors as a “woman of color” like she did at Harvard. She could dress up like a Cherokee covering her pale face in traditional war paint while she cashes some of the checks she got from the glorified minstrel show she put on to exploit real Indians.
Bernie could stand on a street corner handing out pamphlets supporting Cuba like Lee Harvey Oswald. He could make stump speeches pining for the days of the Symbionese Liberation Army. The show would make great television as a comedy hit.
But none of these clowns is going anywhere. Without a serious replacement Trump will win in a landslide.
