The Islamic paradise

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    Is this a Paradise or a Brothel, any thoughts?

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    What does one have to do to be rewarded with 72 virgins, and where do they get these virgins? I dont think there are any in America.
     
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    the 72 virgins thing has always puzzled me. What's the point? I mean don't get me wrong, Im all for virtue and morality. But seems more like hell to be surrounded by virgins who obviously can't do anything or they would cease to be virgins.
     
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    They recapture their virginity after the act they are demons .
    72 is just a very unimaginable number in Islamic lore.

    As for the ladies. just more of the same ols same old

    The best and most correct of these views is the third one, concerning which there is a hadeeth attributed to the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) (marfoo’): “Any woman whose husband dies and she marries someone else after him, she will be with the last of her husbands.” This was classed as saheeh by Al-Albaani (may Allaah have mercy on him) in Saheeh Al-Jaami’, 2704, and in Al-Silsilah al-Saheehah, 128
     
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    It's because in the real world, there is no such thing as an "Islamic virgin", so they promise you some when you die.
     
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    It doesnt say if the virgin is male or female.
    It doesn't say if the virgin is young or OLD.
    It doesn't say if the virgin is human.


    Just something to consider.

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    For men, it's the same, isn't it?
     
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    They get 72 MALE virgins. And boy, are they pissed when they get to heaven!
     
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    Virginians! Virginians! Damn it man, what the fug is wrong with you? There are 72 old cranky Virginians and they have absolutely no patience with the Butt fugging Arabs. They will shoot their arses full of buckshot over and over again if those damn arabs make any more sexual advances towards them. Watching the Cranky Virginians shoot all of the homo Arabs full of buckshot is what makes paradise so much fun to go to.
     
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    LOL, dude, do you consider yourself in or out of the closet?
     

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