The Humble Scrotum.

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    The humble scrotum. What man does not love the scrotum?

    It holds our balls, gives us something to itch, contracts or expands with the temperature, and
    ...endures the slings and arrows of baseballs, bats or wives.

    God bless the humble scrotum, each and every sack.

    See, I would never just call any scrotum a ball sack, now that would just be rude.I refer to my own special scrotum as Honre' De Balzac....It has pretensions.

    I say we need a national scrotum day!

    A full public holiday.

    Preferably in the warmer months so we can have a pant less parade to celebrate.

    Who does the Maceys balloons?
     
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    I know I misspelled scrotum in the title of the thread, scrotums do that to me.

    I get all excited.
     
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    Oh rough silk purse for bauble fair
    Surrounded yon by pubic hair
    It is my noblest intention
    Of ye here to make a mention
    For in verse I have detected
    You go lost and disconnected
    Oh wispy baldy friend of mine

    Hence it is time that all should hear
    Of your kind work and jaunty cheer
    Unlike Old William thy companion
    Ever jumping into canyon
    Nay humble godly meek and wise
    A dangling down between my thighs
    Oh strangle textured friend of mine

    At first ye are an empty vestal
    Yet to grasp hormonal nettle
    But soon drop down ye two fine pearls
    Vanguard of coarse and wiry curls
    Then soon enough push comes to tug
    Your progeny lies on the rug
    Oh well-protected friend oh mine

    In youth you are a factory
    Producing with fluidity
    Along with grunting commentary
    Beneath the damp teenage duvet
    A fine and fertile clinging spray
    At least a dozen times a day

    In manhood comes your finest hour
    Well combined with female power
    The ovum breached the work begin
    The cells divide the angels' sing
    You've found your truth you've reached the goal
    My friend you've helped to house a soul
    In age my friend your beard turns gray
     
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    I once knew a butler nicknamed Scrotum. He was a wrinkled old retainer, you see.
     
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    Scrotumouche, Scrotumouche can you do the fandango? Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening.
     
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    When is national clitoris day?
     
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    I'll get right on licking that idea out.
     
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    Jeez, this thread is almost enough to give a girl scrotum envy!
     
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    Conspiracist Snuggle weather rocks!

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    Noone start posting pics just yet.... please!
     
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