The humble scrotum. What man does not love the scrotum? It holds our balls, gives us something to itch, contracts or expands with the temperature, and ...endures the slings and arrows of baseballs, bats or wives. God bless the humble scrotum, each and every sack. See, I would never just call any scrotum a ball sack, now that would just be rude.I refer to my own special scrotum as Honre' De Balzac....It has pretensions. I say we need a national scrotum day! A full public holiday. Preferably in the warmer months so we can have a pant less parade to celebrate. Who does the Maceys balloons?