The "Handy Man" and his Sidekick with a Mullet

[random3434]

Are here right now fixing:


My hot water heater (again)

My broken garbage disposal

My leaky faucet

My daughter's room without electricity.



He will be a RICH man when he leaves.

 

[random3434]

I just heard him say to her:


"With the right postion it goes right in!"






What the HELL are they doing out there anyway?

 

[Ringel05]

Are here right now fixing:


My hot water heater (again)

My broken garbage disposal

My leaky faucet

My daughter's room without electricity.



He will be a RICH man when he leaves.

You could offer to offset the cost..... Hell, he could leave owing you money.

 

[Blagger]

Can't you pay him with, well, you know, 'trade'?

 

[Ernie S.]

Buy yourself some damned tools! Jeez! Any man who can fix simple problems around the house should give up and start wearing a skirt.

 

[random3434]

Buy yourself some damned tools! Jeez! Any man who can fix simple problems around the house should give up and start wearing a skirt.

Thanks for the advice Ernie. I see you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, though I suspect you may be a tool!

 

[xotoxi]

Buy yourself some damned tools! Jeez! Any man who can fix simple problems around the house should give up and start wearing a skirt.

She should also grow a penis, testicles, and a big pendulous scrotum.

 

[Sheldon]

Buy yourself some damned tools! Jeez! Any man who can fix simple problems around the house should give up and start wearing a skirt.

Two things:

A. I think you meant *can't*.

B. EZ is not a man.

 

[Ernie S.]

Buy yourself some damned tools! Jeez! Any man who can fix simple problems around the house should give up and start wearing a skirt.

Thanks for the advice Ernie. I see you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, though I suspect you may be a tool!

OOOOPS sorry He's a she? I am truly sorry EZ. I guess you wear a skirt already. How about you find yourself a man with tools?
My daughter (28) and I were discussing what makes a perfect mate. She said a man should come with a full set of tools, should know where his closest roll of duct tape is, and would score extra points for owning a torque wrench and being able to explain why he needs one.

Yes Sheldon I did mean "can't".

 

[California Girl]

Are here right now fixing:


My hot water heater (again)

My broken garbage disposal

My leaky faucet

My daughter's room without electricity.



He will be a RICH man when he leaves.

When I read the title, I assumed you were talking about Bootneck and Colin. Why would I do that?

 

[007]

Buy yourself some damned tools! Jeez! Any man who can fix simple problems around the house should give up and start wearing a skirt.

Thanks for the advice Ernie. I see you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, though I suspect you may be a tool!

OOOOPS sorry He's a she? I am truly sorry EZ. I guess you wear a skirt already. How about you find yourself a man with tools?
My daughter (28) and I were discussing what makes a perfect mate. She said a man should come with a full set of tools, should know where his closest roll of duct tape is, and would score extra points for owning a torque wrench and being able to explain why he needs one.

Yes Sheldon I did mean "can't".

I've got five torque wrenches all the way from inch pounds to 250 lbs. torque, and yes, I could tell you what they're for and why I needed them. Duct tape... ummm... I'd have to look where that's at...

 

[uscitizen]

Ahh EZ I could make you a water heater in my shop.

I have welders, milling machines, Metal shaping tools, etc lathes, bandsaws, woodworking tools, Oscilloscope, etc. I never got one of those 4 foot wide belt sanders like Norm has though...

And know how to use em all including my favorite little tool