The Green Lantern Is Gay Now

[mudwhistle]

DC Comics is trying to cash in on the same-sex movement.

So I guess this "Coming Out" issue will be a collector's item.

Some American males may be conflicted from now on watching a guy in a tight green suit.

I'm sorry, but, is this shit necessary???


The Green Lantern Is Flaming

DC Comics Green Lantern relaunched as gay superhero - NYPOST.com

 

[mudwhistle]

Question:

Was he Gay before he became the Green Lantern or did he turn Gay when he said that hokey poem?



Shoot.

Now San Francisco is gonna have a bunch of guys running around in green tights.

DC Turns Green Lantern Gay

 

[mudwhistle]

I was thinking about buying one of these.

Shit.

 

[Trajan]

I dressed as the green lantern for Halloween when I was 12....latent?

 

[mudwhistle]

I dressed as the green lantern for Halloween when I was 12....latent?

My favorite costume-wise is Batman.

If I could have the powers of a Superhero I'd prefer Superman.

 

[Uncensored2008]

My favorite costume-wise is Batman.

If I could have the powers of a Superhero I'd prefer Superman.

Yeah, but wouldn't you be afraid that that special moment would blow the back of Lois Lane's head off?

 

[mudwhistle]

My favorite costume-wise is Batman.

If I could have the powers of a Superhero I'd prefer Superman.

Yeah, but wouldn't you be afraid that that special moment would blow the back of Lois Lane's head off?

You never heard of pulling out?

 

[Uncensored2008]

You never heard of pulling out?

Maybe a cast iron condom would work....

 

[hjmick]

How many Green Lanterns have there been? Five? Six? Eventually there was bound to be a gay one...

Speaking of gay, have you seen The Green Arrow's goatee? Totally gay.

 

[mudwhistle]

You never heard of pulling out?

Maybe a cast iron condom would work....

Heck....he made that impervious costume with those crystals.....he should be able to swing a rubber or two.

 

[TheGreatGatsby]

A bunch of corporate pinheads hoping to drum up business instead of creating a gay superhero from the ground up. Won't work? Green Lantern, the latest victim of politics.

 

[Synthaholic]

Bad decision.

 

[mudwhistle]

A bunch of corporate pinheads hoping to drum up business instead of creating a gay superhero from the ground up. Won't work? Green Lantern, the latest victim of politics.

Well, you have to admit......that costume is pretty Gay.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

"Everytime you see a Rainbow God is having Gay Lesbian Sex"

 

[Big Black Dog]

A queer super hero? Who would have ever thunk it??????

 

[Peach]

A queer super hero? Who would have ever thunk it??????

Who would ever object? As long as fighting evil remains his primary goal, it is nice to see some diversity; he could be mistaken for Spiderman otherwise. Insects are insects. (I am an inscetist. I do not want them wiped off the face of the earth, I just want them nowhere in my neighborhood.)

 

[saveliberty]

Compared to Superman, Green Lantern has always been gay.

 

[HUGGY]

The Green Lantern Is Gay Now


So is the OP for posting this gay post.

 

[NeoTemplar]

DC Comics is trying to cash in on the same-sex movement.

So I guess this "Coming Out" issue will be a collector's item.

Some American males may be conflicted from now on watching a guy in a tight green suit.

I'm sorry, but, is this shit necessary???

You obviously haven't heard of the half hisapnic half black gay Spiderman or you woulnd't have even bothered with Green Lantern.

 

[Big Fitz]

This is what happens when you let comic books think they are great agents of social change and progress. DC will have to announce that Green Lantern is now part of their "Vertigo" line for 'mature audiences'.

Ack barf, a sad day for DC and they're applauding it.