The Golden Girls... The Filthiest TV Show EVER!

[mal]

The Golden Girls... The Filthiest TV Show EVER!

Your Memory of this filthy, foul, smutty Show is as you see it above... Kindly and funny Older Women in witty and precarious Situations...

Far from what it REALLY was.

I was too young to follow it when my Mom watched it and of course being in Junior High/High School, if I was following it, there would have been something wrong with me.

Having said that, my Wife is now addicted to it on Re-Runs... I don't want to hear about Geriatric Sex, Constipation, Female Hygiene or anything else of the sort when I am that Age, much less now!

For the Love of God!, how in the Hell did this show get past the Censors?

From 9 o'clock clockwise in the above picture:

9: Pointlessly Mean.

12: Antibiotic Slutty.

3: Too Simple to have Survived to that Age.

6: Behemoth Whiner with Momma Issues.

At what point did my Life take this turn?... I am critiquing the ****ing Golden Girls for crying out loud!... Now I'm saying things like "for crying out loud", for crying out loud!... What was I talking about again?



peace...

 

[xotoxi]

The Golden Girls... The Filthiest TV Show EVER!

Never heard of it.

 

[Sarah G]

Golden Girls is one of the funniest shows ever, I watch reruns sometimes even now.

My fav is that bitch Dorothy. Very funny and smart!

 

[mal]

The Golden Girls... The Filthiest TV Show EVER!

Never heard of it.

LIAR!...



peace...

 

[Queen]

The Golden Girls... The Filthiest TV Show EVER!

Your Memory of this filthy, foul, smutty Show is as you see it above... Kindly and funny Older Women in witty and precarious Situations...

Far from what it REALLY was.

I was too young to follow it when my Mom watched it and of course being in Junior High/High School, if I was following it, there would have been something wrong with me.

Having said that, my Wife is now addicted to it on Re-Runs... I don't want to hear about Geriatric Sex, Constipation, Female Hygiene or anything else of the sort when I am that Age, much less now!

For the Love of God!, how in the Hell did this show get past the Censors?

From 9 o'clock clockwise in the above picture:

9: Pointlessly Mean.

12: Antibiotic Slutty.

3: Too Simple to have Survived to that Age.

6: Behemoth Whiner with Momma Issues.

At what point did my Life take this turn?... I am critiquing the ****ing Golden Girls for crying out loud!... Now I'm saying things like "for crying out loud", for crying out loud!... What was I talking about again?



peace...

Perhaps you should be asking yourself why you're with a woman who's addicted to such a stupid and boring show.

 

[Phoenix]

Never heard of it.

LIAR!...



peace...

He has the Collector's Edition DVD set of all the seasons.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Programs like that (Elderly Dorothy especially) are the reason I never replaced my TV when it went out. There was just too much of it.

 

[AquaAthena]

are funny. The chemistry between the characters was very good. I've been told that I am Dorothy. (?) I don't think so though. I'm much more into Sophia..lol. Rose is a trip...I like to be puzzled however...

AquaA.

 

[mal]

The Golden Girls... The Filthiest TV Show EVER!

Your Memory of this filthy, foul, smutty Show is as you see it above... Kindly and funny Older Women in witty and precarious Situations...

Far from what it REALLY was.

I was too young to follow it when my Mom watched it and of course being in Junior High/High School, if I was following it, there would have been something wrong with me.

Having said that, my Wife is now addicted to it on Re-Runs... I don't want to hear about Geriatric Sex, Constipation, Female Hygiene or anything else of the sort when I am that Age, much less now!

For the Love of God!, how in the Hell did this show get past the Censors?

From 9 o'clock clockwise in the above picture:

9: Pointlessly Mean.

12: Antibiotic Slutty.

3: Too Simple to have Survived to that Age.

6: Behemoth Whiner with Momma Issues.

At what point did my Life take this turn?... I am critiquing the ****ing Golden Girls for crying out loud!... Now I'm saying things like "for crying out loud", for crying out loud!... What was I talking about again?



peace...

Perhaps you should be asking yourself why you're with a woman who's addicted to such a stupid and boring show.

Wow... You this Bitter and Angry in Real Life?... Thread is a Joke, Fuckpuddle.



peace...

 

[casper4020322]

I loved Golden Girls and my mother (now deceased) did too and I will look at reruns whenever nothing else is on. I also look at Andy Griffith and only if Barney is on it. Do any of you look at reruns of Dukes of Hazzard or Miami Vice? Do you still look at THE BIRDS? That is one movie I just love. Do you remember the original Cinderella with Leslie Anne Warren and Stuart Damon? He played on General Hospital. They do not show that anymore!! How about the Honeymooners? I loved Ralph and Norton.

 

[Luissa]

YOu are lucky I don't neg rep you, Mal!

 

[mal]

YOu are lucky I don't neg rep you, Mal!

Just Playin', Lady...



peace...

 

[CrusaderFrank]

The funniest episode was when they took turns trying to see who could deep throat the salami hanging in the Italian Deli....maybe that was the porno remake?

To me, Golden Girls was like Friends or Raymond, just not funny not even by accident

 

[Sarah G]

The funniest episode was when they took turns trying to see who could deep throat the salami hanging in the Italian Deli....maybe that was the porno remake?

To me, Golden Girls was like Friends or Raymond, just not funny not even by accident

Golden Girls is on a much higher level comedically than those two sitcoms.

Rose: Well, I'm here if you want to pick my brain.
Dorothy: Rose, honey. Maybe we should leave it alone and let it heal.

Blanche: I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo.
Dorothy: That's pretty jumpy.

Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?
Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.

Rose: Now, I know no one wants to hear any of my stories right now...
Dorothy: That's always a safe bet, Rose.
Rose: ...but you need to hear about my cousin Ingmar. He was different. He used to do bird imitations.
Blanche: Well, what's wrong with that?
Rose: Well, let's just say you wouldn't want to park your car under their oak tree.

Sophia: I hate communism.
Dorothy: Of course you hate communism, Ma it's because you were raised a fascist.

Rose: I just found out I'm the most boring on Earth.
Sophia: Did something happen to Regis Philbin?

Blanche: Why I couldn't... I'd feel like a... like a...
Dorothy: Like a backstabbing slut?
Blanche: ...no...

Miles Webber: Rose, I've never met anyone quite like you.
Sophia: Check the corn field on Hee-Haw.

Sophia: Blanche, a terrible thing has happened to you. But when life does something like this, there are a couple of things you got to remember. You got your health, right?
Blanche: Yeah.
Sophia: You can still walk, can't you?
Blanche: That's true.
Sophia: Great, go get me a glass of water.

Sophia: Where are you going?
Salvadore Petrillo: To get some air.
Sophia: We got air in the house.
Salvadore Petrillo: I like beer with my air.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

The funniest episode was when they took turns trying to see who could deep throat the salami hanging in the Italian Deli....maybe that was the porno remake?

To me, Golden Girls was like Friends or Raymond, just not funny not even by accident

Golden Girls is on a much higher level comedically than those two sitcoms.

Rose: Well, I'm here if you want to pick my brain.
Dorothy: Rose, honey. Maybe we should leave it alone and let it heal.

Blanche: I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo.
Dorothy: That's pretty jumpy.

Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?
Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.

Rose: Now, I know no one wants to hear any of my stories right now...
Dorothy: That's always a safe bet, Rose.
Rose: ...but you need to hear about my cousin Ingmar. He was different. He used to do bird imitations.
Blanche: Well, what's wrong with that?
Rose: Well, let's just say you wouldn't want to park your car under their oak tree.

Sophia: I hate communism.
Dorothy: Of course you hate communism, Ma it's because you were raised a fascist.

Rose: I just found out I'm the most boring on Earth.
Sophia: Did something happen to Regis Philbin?

Blanche: Why I couldn't... I'd feel like a... like a...
Dorothy: Like a backstabbing slut?
Blanche: ...no...

Miles Webber: Rose, I've never met anyone quite like you.
Sophia: Check the corn field on Hee-Haw.

Sophia: Blanche, a terrible thing has happened to you. But when life does something like this, there are a couple of things you got to remember. You got your health, right?
Blanche: Yeah.
Sophia: You can still walk, can't you?
Blanche: That's true.
Sophia: Great, go get me a glass of water.

Sophia: Where are you going?
Salvadore Petrillo: To get some air.
Sophia: We got air in the house.
Salvadore Petrillo: I like beer with my air.

I lol'ed out loud.

 

[mal]

The funniest episode was when they took turns trying to see who could deep throat the salami hanging in the Italian Deli....maybe that was the porno remake?

To me, Golden Girls was like Friends or Raymond, just not funny not even by accident

Golden Girls is on a much higher level comedically than those two sitcoms.

Rose: Well, I'm here if you want to pick my brain.
Dorothy: Rose, honey. Maybe we should leave it alone and let it heal.

Blanche: I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo.
Dorothy: That's pretty jumpy.

Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?
Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.

Rose: Now, I know no one wants to hear any of my stories right now...
Dorothy: That's always a safe bet, Rose.
Rose: ...but you need to hear about my cousin Ingmar. He was different. He used to do bird imitations.
Blanche: Well, what's wrong with that?
Rose: Well, let's just say you wouldn't want to park your car under their oak tree.

Sophia: I hate communism.
Dorothy: Of course you hate communism, Ma it's because you were raised a fascist.

Rose: I just found out I'm the most boring on Earth.
Sophia: Did something happen to Regis Philbin?

Blanche: Why I couldn't... I'd feel like a... like a...
Dorothy: Like a backstabbing slut?
Blanche: ...no...

Miles Webber: Rose, I've never met anyone quite like you.
Sophia: Check the corn field on Hee-Haw.

Sophia: Blanche, a terrible thing has happened to you. But when life does something like this, there are a couple of things you got to remember. You got your health, right?
Blanche: Yeah.
Sophia: You can still walk, can't you?
Blanche: That's true.
Sophia: Great, go get me a glass of water.

Sophia: Where are you going?
Salvadore Petrillo: To get some air.
Sophia: We got air in the house.
Salvadore Petrillo: I like beer with my air.

Truth be Told... I Adore that my Wife Loves it, and I Watch it with her... Before this it was Scrubs... And before that it was Drew Carey.

With a Mix of some Simpsons, Family Guy, Oz, The Sopranos, Rome, Spartacus, reruns of Miami Vice on DVD and Movies...

Last Night she Picked "Desperado" for us...

A Modern Classic.



peace...

 

[52ndStreet]

The Golden Girls... The Filthiest TV Show EVER!

Your Memory of this filthy, foul, smutty Show is as you see it above... Kindly and funny Older Women in witty and precarious Situations...

Far from what it REALLY was.

I was too young to follow it when my Mom watched it and of course being in Junior High/High School, if I was following it, there would have been something wrong with me.

Having said that, my Wife is now addicted to it on Re-Runs... I don't want to hear about Geriatric Sex, Constipation, Female Hygiene or anything else of the sort when I am that Age, much less now!

For the Love of God!, how in the Hell did this show get past the Censors?

From 9 o'clock clockwise in the above picture:

9: Pointlessly Mean.

12: Antibiotic Slutty.

3: Too Simple to have Survived to that Age.

6: Behemoth Whiner with Momma Issues.

At what point did my Life take this turn?... I am critiquing the ****ing Golden Girls for crying out loud!... Now I'm saying things like "for crying out loud", for crying out loud!... What was I talking about again?



peace...

Many of those white old hags do have a filthy and disgusting mentality.!I am taking in real life , not just in that sitcom arena.

 

[mal]

The Golden Girls... The Filthiest TV Show EVER!

Your Memory of this filthy, foul, smutty Show is as you see it above... Kindly and funny Older Women in witty and precarious Situations...

Far from what it REALLY was.

I was too young to follow it when my Mom watched it and of course being in Junior High/High School, if I was following it, there would have been something wrong with me.

Having said that, my Wife is now addicted to it on Re-Runs... I don't want to hear about Geriatric Sex, Constipation, Female Hygiene or anything else of the sort when I am that Age, much less now!

For the Love of God!, how in the Hell did this show get past the Censors?

From 9 o'clock clockwise in the above picture:

9: Pointlessly Mean.

12: Antibiotic Slutty.

3: Too Simple to have Survived to that Age.

6: Behemoth Whiner with Momma Issues.

At what point did my Life take this turn?... I am critiquing the ****ing Golden Girls for crying out loud!... Now I'm saying things like "for crying out loud", for crying out loud!... What was I talking about again?



peace...

Many of those white old hags do have a filthy and disgusting mentality.!I am taking in real life , not just in that sitcom arena.

You should'a been a Blow Job...



peace...

 

[52ndStreet]

The Golden Girls... The Filthiest TV Show EVER!

Your Memory of this filthy, foul, smutty Show is as you see it above... Kindly and funny Older Women in witty and precarious Situations...

Far from what it REALLY was.

I was too young to follow it when my Mom watched it and of course being in Junior High/High School, if I was following it, there would have been something wrong with me.

Having said that, my Wife is now addicted to it on Re-Runs... I don't want to hear about Geriatric Sex, Constipation, Female Hygiene or anything else of the sort when I am that Age, much less now!

For the Love of God!, how in the Hell did this show get past the Censors?

From 9 o'clock clockwise in the above picture:

9: Pointlessly Mean.

12: Antibiotic Slutty.

3: Too Simple to have Survived to that Age.

6: Behemoth Whiner with Momma Issues.

At what point did my Life take this turn?... I am critiquing the ****ing Golden Girls for crying out loud!... Now I'm saying things like "for crying out loud", for crying out loud!... What was I talking about again?



peace...

Many of those white old hags do have a filthy and disgusting mentality.!I am taking in real life , not just in that sitcom arena.

You should'a been a Blow Job...



peace...

I don't know what you trying to imply with that statement.

 

[mal]

Many of those white old hags do have a filthy and disgusting mentality.!I am taking in real life , not just in that sitcom arena.

You should'a been a Blow Job...



peace...

I don't know what you trying to imply with that statement.

That you are a Racist, and that's the Level of Respect I have for someone who goes down that Road in a Goof Thread...



peace...