The Geography Of Men And Women

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    The Geography of a Woman

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa,
    Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe,
    Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain,
    Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece,
    Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
    With a glorious and all conquering past.
    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,
    Has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice; Takes care of business.
    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
    Self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
    After 70, she becomes like Tibet,
    Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages …
    Only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


    The Geography of a Man

    Between 1 and 100, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
     
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