The Gals Declare War

[Lumpy 1]

If you happen to be, in the mood, to have your ass kicked on this board..

(don't follow these rules)

I've noticed certain things that really get the Gals juices flowing..

1) don't say juices flowing...

2) don't mention ugly.. ugly is out..(ugly men.. that's okay)

3) don't mention fat on the Gals.. (fat men ..no problem)

4) don't write posts where a women is in the wrong.. (mixed reaction actually)

5) certain female posters are untouchable (learn who they are)

Well.. just a start..

 

[syrenn]

oh come lumby, if your going to run on, run on.

name some names

 

[dilloduck]

oh come lumby, if your going to run on, run on.

name some names

Don't do it lumpy-----you'll eyes will be scratched out !!

 

[Lumpy 1]

oh come lumby, if your going to run on, run on.

name some names

lumby.. ? and ruin the adventure...?.... I'm pussin out on that..

 

[PixieStix]

Chicken

 

[dilloduck]

I think he's brilliant !

 

[Lumpy 1]

Chicken

cock-a-doodle-do........

now Pixie

 

[syrenn]

lumby? oops sorry lumpy.

 

[PixieStix]

Chicken

cock-a-doodle-do........

now Pixie

 

[Lumpy 1]

lumby? oops sorry lumpy.

Well it's better than Limpy.. although somewhat appropriate.. at the moment..

 

[PixieStix]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE1KwqFV4MA"]YouTube - Kids'Songs - Cock A Doodle Doo[/ame]

For Lumpy do

 

[Lumpy 1]

YouTube - Kids'Songs - Cock A Doodle Doo

For Lumpy do

Sadly.. my dinosaur can't handle.. youtube

 

[JW Frogen]

I declare myself to be a neutral country with no defenses, ready to be invaded by every aggressive female who has clitorrial ambitions.

 

[Foxfyre]

One of those internet stories going around:

The mother of the bride had searched long and afar and finally found the perfect dress to wear to the wedding.

Alas, the ex-husband's new trophy wife obtained the same dress. Daughter requested the step mom wear something else but she refused.

Mother graciously acquiesced and assured her daughter it would be no problem. She would find another dress.

Daughter was distressed. But Mom, your beautiful dress. And it has already been altered. You can't return it. And you have no place to wear it.

"Don't be silly, dear" said Mom reassuringly. "I'll wear it to the rehearsal dinner."

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You see? Lumpy is sooooo wise not to stir up trouble with the women.

 

[Lumpy 1]

One of those internet stories going around:

The mother of the bride had searched long and afar and finally found the perfect dress to wear to the wedding.

Alas, the ex-husband's new trophy wife obtained the same dress. Daughter requested the step mom wear something else but she refused.

Mother graciously acquiesced and assured her daughter it would be no problem. She would find another dress.

Daughter was distressed. But Mom, your beautiful dress. And it has already been altered. You can't return it. And you have no place to wear it.

"Don't be silly, dear" said Mom reassuringly. "I'll wear it to the rehearsal dinner."

*******************************

You see? Lumpy is sooooo wise not to stir up trouble with the women.

Gads, I wouldn't even think of it...

Sadly.. I have learned these simple truths by raw innocence and I am willing to pay a further price.. for the betterment of all women and man kind......

(update... I assumed that others would know that I'm kinda kidding around here, that was dumb, sorry for the hard feelings)

 

[JW Frogen]

for the betterment of all women and man kind.

Lumpy my friend, you are wasting your time.

The smart money is on the cockroaches.

Though I bet on the lemurs, I like lemurs.

 

[Ringel05]

Chicken

cock-a-doodle-do........

now Pixie

Now that's better than any-cock-will-do.

 

[jillian]

One of those internet stories going around:

The mother of the bride had searched long and afar and finally found the perfect dress to wear to the wedding.

Alas, the ex-husband's new trophy wife obtained the same dress. Daughter requested the step mom wear something else but she refused.

Mother graciously acquiesced and assured her daughter it would be no problem. She would find another dress.

Daughter was distressed. But Mom, your beautiful dress. And it has already been altered. You can't return it. And you have no place to wear it.

"Don't be silly, dear" said Mom reassuringly. "I'll wear it to the rehearsal dinner."

*******************************

You see? Lumpy is sooooo wise not to stir up trouble with the women.

Gads, I wouldn't even think of it...

Sadly.. I have learned these simple truths by raw innocence and I am willing to pay a further price.. for the betterment of all women and man kind.

troll.

 

[editec]

I volunteer to be a hostage in the WAR of the SEXES.

Admittedly, it's a tough billet, but somebody's got to take it

 

[JW Frogen]

I volunteer to be a hostage in the WAR of the SEXES.

Admittedly, it's a tough billet, but somebody's got to take it

Such bravery shall not go unnoticed.


Award this man the bronze penis at once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!