The Further Up A Pole A Monkey Gets

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    The more he shows his ass.

    Newt Gingrich has skeltons in his closet and bodies in his basement. If the Republican party hopes to beat Obama they should pay him off.

    Possible Presidential Candidate Newt Gingrich - The Dark Side

    Adultery:

    Callista Bisek. Anne Manning. The unnamed "young volunteer". Are we missing anyone?

    Draft dodger

    Dead-Beat Dad

    Family Values? Pressing Wife for Divorce in the Hospital

    House Banking Scandal: Newt Bounced 22 Checks

    Book Deals: Murdoch's $4.5 Million wasn't the first

    GOPAC sleaze: Taxpayer subsidies for his partisan campaign course.

    Corporate reward: $2,500/month to Newt's wife

    Who Owns Him?

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    Speaking of draft dodging, when/where did you serve, asswipe?
     
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    Poor Cammmmmmmpell... getting desperate, I see.

    Look ,anyone the GOP is going to put up against Obama will probably beat him at this point.

    Anyone.

    8.6% unemployment, 44% approval rating, 60+ think the country is on the wrong track.

    Presidents don't get re-elected with those numbers.
     
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    Right now, I'd vote for the fucking monkey over Obama... or Gingrich. :lol:
     
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    Wow, Newt has ethics issues. Who knew?
    Hey, dumbshit. Everyone knows that aleady. And he's still doing well in the polls.

    The Dems are scared of Newt. Heck, they're scared of anyone who appears to be doing well. Let the press print some ganked up report of John Huntsman surging in the polls and the kooks will come out with posts about Huntsman dark past as governor or how he spilled some rice while he was ambassador.
    The truth is a ham sandwich could beat Obama.
     
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    Well, of course you would. You're a Romney supporter...
     
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    If he did sign up I am sure he didn't make it thru basic training.

    We would have given him a "blanket party" the first week in our platoon. :cool:
     
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    Army infantry, artillery 1957-58. Stayed in the TN national guards till late 1964. I was tank commander on an M-48 medium Patton tank when I was discharged. I would have stayed in the guards but we were already hearing stories about Vietnam and I had small children at home. Oh....just in case you'd like to check something, best I remember the dead time on a 90mm radar driven gun is 2.1 seconds and the most difficult thing a gunner has to do is remove and replace the extractors properly when the gun is being cleaned.
     
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    speaking of monkey butt..
     
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    So in other words; you hid out in the NG several years and drew an easy pay check.

    Then when you heard that you might be deployed to Vietnam and actually have to do the job you had been training for.

    You bailed out and let others do your job. :evil:
     
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