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Throughout most of the twentieth century, the earth was cooling because the white man had killed off the 60,000,000 buffalo that were in North America, whose flatulence had been keeping the earth's temperature up. Finally, in 1978, leading climate scientists warned about an impending Ice Age as a result.
The response was swift. We increased our consumption of fossil fuels and also began breeding cattle in record numbers. This averted the disaster. Then, Al Gore warned about the impending doom of Polar Bears. The fossil fuel industry responded by warming the waters in the surrounding area, which increased the fish supply. The polar bear population has grown dramatically.
Also, some claim we may be over-reacting and warming the earth too much. However, which is worse, flooding Florida off the map or another Ice Age.
The response was swift. We increased our consumption of fossil fuels and also began breeding cattle in record numbers. This averted the disaster. Then, Al Gore warned about the impending doom of Polar Bears. The fossil fuel industry responded by warming the waters in the surrounding area, which increased the fish supply. The polar bear population has grown dramatically.
Also, some claim we may be over-reacting and warming the earth too much. However, which is worse, flooding Florida off the map or another Ice Age.