The Ford Polygraph Transcript

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    Q. When did it happen?
    A. When did what happen?

    Q. The life changing attack by Brett Kavanaugh
    A. Oh, a while ago

    Q. Can you be more specific?
    A. About what?

    Q. About the incident
    A. Well, he pinned me to bed, I clearly remember that the Kiss Farewell Concert was on the TV. He said that he wanted to "fuck me like an animal" and that "his whole existence was flawed"

    Q. Why did I take this job?
    A. Excuse me?!

    Q. Nevermind.
     
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    Liberals have already drawn the lines on the PG paper.
     
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    - "I’m hearing that this accuser may have a body double that has a history of lying under oath at a Senate Hearing. They may be trying to figure out who should show up Monday. " -



    :04::muahaha:

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    Not satire. Just hateful, ignorant POTUS Apologist garbage.
     
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    Ford should be punished for lying about a sexual attack. It disparages real victims and makes victims of innocent men. Fuck her

    Diane Feinstein needs to be censured and expelled from the Senate for promoting this fucking outrage
     
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    FFS. Get your Hannity talking points for tomorrow and troll on, Frank.
     
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    Relax, no one’s taking away your right to murder an unborn human.
     
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    I axed you this a couple of times already and you keep running away --- how do you know she's "lying"?

    Aaaaaaaaaaaand cue crickets. Buh-bye now, buh-bye.
     
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    Put yourself in her place and imagine having close to zero recall.
     
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