Q. When did it happen? A. When did what happen? Q. The life changing attack by Brett Kavanaugh A. Oh, a while ago Q. Can you be more specific? A. About what? Q. About the incident A. Well, he pinned me to bed, I clearly remember that the Kiss Farewell Concert was on the TV. He said that he wanted to "fuck me like an animal" and that "his whole existence was flawed" Q. Why did I take this job? A. Excuse me?! Q. Nevermind.