plagerized from another thread. 
His first order of business should be to have the place thoroughly fumigated. Then he should get rid of all the mattresses, bed linen, plumbing fixtures and anything else that might have been polluted by Obama and his family.
Then he should conduct a thorough inventory to ensure that Mrs Obama did not steal any of the cutlery, china or crystal ware on her way out.
His first order of business should be to have the place thoroughly fumigated. Then he should get rid of all the mattresses, bed linen, plumbing fixtures and anything else that might have been polluted by Obama and his family.
Then he should conduct a thorough inventory to ensure that Mrs Obama did not steal any of the cutlery, china or crystal ware on her way out.
