The First Marriage

[Lumpy 1]

Well, she was smart, good looking, hard working, eh.. reasonably good in bed but damn everyday was an argument... I married a liber-nazi.. sheesh

 

[Sherry]

Awww Lump, I'm sure you wear the pants in the house....at least when she's not at home.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Awww Lump, I'm sure you wear the pants in the house....at least when she's not at home.

Ah.. that was the first marriage... I chose badly..

 

[Grace]

Yeah? Mine was pleasing to the eye even underneath all that hair and once cleaned up and off his harley he made a pretty dashing figure even though I loved the dirty dangerous look. He didnt work too hard though cuz he was mooching off his wealthy parents unbeknownst to me. Still, in bed he was pretty good.
I married a wannabe who had mommy and daddy buy his scooter and groveled when they took his bike away from him and said he had to work for his wife. Dont know if that made him a lefty or a righty political wise. To me, he was just a pansy.

 

[Grace]

Awww Lump, I'm sure you wear the pants in the house....at least when she's not at home.

Ah.. that was the first marriage... I chose badly..

I weep with ya. Ditto.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Awww Lump, I'm sure you wear the pants in the house....at least when she's not at home.

Ah.. that was the first marriage... I chose badly..

I weep with ya. Ditto.

No weeping really.. great Gal, just not for me...

 

[Phoenix]

Ah.. that was the first marriage... I chose badly..

That's the starter marriage.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Ah.. that was the first marriage... I chose badly..

That's the starter marriage.

Yup.. worked out so much better the second time around...

 

[AquaAthena]

Well, she was smart, good looking, hard working, eh.. reasonably good in bed but damn everyday was an argument... I married a liber-nazi.. sheesh

Mine made me wet when he looked at me. He also made me laugh. I thought it was love. He was older and taught me *much* and I have always valued the lessons, but I won't be in a frequent atmosphere of arguments either, so *bygones* to him and thanks for the memories. My selective memory only recaptures the good ones.

 

[Phoenix]

Yup.. worked out so much better the second time around...

I'll have to wait and see.

 

[Mr. H.]

Charming, intelligent, talented, self-confident, a touch of innocence.

But....

A few years after the divorce I came across a newspaper article titled "The Seven Signs of Emotional Abuse".

As I read it, I realized my god that was my entire marriage.

 

[dilloduck]

Lasted all of 11 months. Felt like 11 years.

 

[Phoenix]

Lasted all of 11 months. Felt like 11 years.

I gotcha beat. Eternity in 15+ years.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

Well, she was smart, good looking, hard working, eh.. reasonably good in bed but damn everyday was an argument... I married a liber-nazi.. sheesh

Mine made me wet when he looked at me. He also made me laugh. I thought it was love. He was older and taught me *much* and I have always valued the lessons, but I won't be in a frequent atmosphere of arguments either, so *bygones* to him and thanks for the memories. My selective memory only recaptures the good ones.

I can sneeze and make a woman wet . thats my talent.

I wouldnt give it up even if I could be funny.

 

[Mr. H.]

Well, she was smart, good looking, hard working, eh.. reasonably good in bed but damn everyday was an argument... I married a liber-nazi.. sheesh

Mine made me wet when he looked at me. He also made me laugh. I thought it was love. He was older and taught me *much* and I have always valued the lessons, but I won't be in a frequent atmosphere of arguments either, so *bygones* to him and thanks for the memories. My selective memory only recaptures the good ones.

I can sneeze and make a woman wet . thats my talent.

I wouldnt give it up even if I could be funny.

...and you have happy feet.

 

[syrenn]

One of the reasons i am an advocate of living together for many years before you get married.

 

[dilloduck]

One of the reasons i am an advocate of living together for many years before you get married.

You got whiskey bottles thrown at you too ?

 

[syrenn]

One of the reasons i am an advocate of living together for many years before you get married.

You got whiskey bottles thrown at you too ?

Nope. You?

 

[Lumpy 1]

One of the reasons i am an advocate of living together for many years before you get married.

I suppose as long as children aren't involved...

 

[dilloduck]

One of the reasons i am an advocate of living together for many years before you get married.

You got whiskey bottles thrown at you too ?

Nope. You?

hell ya--how long did you shack up for before ya got hitched ?