The Fence Test

[asaratis]

The Fence Test
You can't get any more accurate than this!
This is straight forward country thinking.. by Jeff Foxworthy
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Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

 

[occupied]

If a republican wants to make a point he hauls out a bunch of retarded stereotypes and generalizations and democrats laugh and point at the fool.

 

[JoeB131]

If what the OP says is true, why are there more people on welfare in Red States than Blue States?

 

[Destroyer2]

Such selective observation and bullshit. Let's add some more!

If a Democrat isn't okay with abortion, they don't get one.
If a Republican isn't okay with abortion, they ask the government to make it harder for everyone who needs one.

If a Democrat steps out of the mold, their opinion is respected.
If a Republican steps out of the mold, their colleagues shun them and refer to them as a RINO socialism-loving communist.

If a Democrat doesn't like drugs, he doesn't take them.
If a Republican doesn't like drugs, they demand any drugs that aren't strictly necessary for medicinal purposes be criminalized (except alcohol and tobacco, any attempt to criminalize those is an assault on American values!).

If a Democrat isn't religious, no other Democrat gives a shit.
If a Republican isn't religious, they are a God-hating, baby-killing, queer-enabling Satan worshiper.

If a Democrat knows a food is unhealthy or dangerous, they request the government to let everyone know so that no one gets hurt.
If a Republican knows a food is unhealthy or dangerous, they eat it just to spite "big government".

If a Democrat hears about the suffering of poor people, they ask the government to make sure their taxes go to a good cause, such as food stamps, give to charity, or give directly to the poor people.
If a Republican hears about the suffering of poor people, they raise the middle finger and say "You deserved it!" Alternatively, one might impersonate a poor person to see how much money he can get.

 

[Mr. H.]

If a Republican builds something, a Democrat takes the credit.

 

[auditor0007]

If a Republican builds something, a Democrat takes the credit.

Because a Democrat has never built anything.

 

[Mr. H.]

If a Republican builds something, a Democrat takes the credit.

Because a Democrat has never built anything.

According to Herr President, no one has.

 

[Wyld Kard]

If the Democraps fucks things up, they will make excuse after excuse and blame everyone else like the Republicans, because they sure the hell won't take any responsibility for their actions.