The Feb 2012 GOP Campaign Strategy

[IndependntLogic]

The GOP has returned to a strategy they have employed many times over
the years: "Vote for us. We have really shiddy sex lives!"
Republicans are touting that the reason the electorate should choose
them is because the only time they have sex, is when they want to add
to the population - and even then, they only do it in the missionary
position (the "Right" way), for no more than ten minutes, while
wearing a sweater vest.

Democrats on the other hand seem to have a different view. Said
Hawaiian Congresswoman Lei Me "We don't care if you have wild
screaming sex with your spouse, boy or girlfriend or even a manege a
trois, every day. We don't think it's the business of government to
regulate frequency or intensity of orgasms but we do encourage our
opponents to keep this issue at the forefront. So basically, we're the
party to vote for if you have (good) sex."

 

[Oddball]

 

[IndependntLogic]

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LOL! Forgot about the IQ's of some of the people here.

satire[sat-ahyuhr]  noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, politics etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.

 

[g5000]

Democrats on the other hand seem to have a different view. Said
Hawaiian Congresswoman Lei Me "We don't care if you have wild
screaming sex with your spouse, boy or girlfriend or even a manege a
trois, every day."

"But we do want you to pay for our birth control, and any abortions we might want because we were in such a hurry to hump like rabbits we forgot to use our free birth control, and for any children we accidentally make because we forgot to use our free birth control. And if you don't adopt them YOU are the asshole!"

 

[IndependntLogic]

Democrats on the other hand seem to have a different view. Said
Hawaiian Congresswoman Lei Me "We don't care if you have wild
screaming sex with your spouse, boy or girlfriend or even a manege a
trois, every day."

"But we do want you to pay for our birth control, and any abortions we might want because we were in such a hurry to hump like rabbits we forgot to use our free birth control, and for any children we accidentally make because we forgot to use our free birth control. And if you don't adopt them YOU are the asshole!"

Ah. ConservaRepubLitarian logic: So the way to prevent accidental children is to eliminate bc altogether. Got it!

You seem angry. Poor little guy. Look at the photo with the bunny! It will make you smile! Now I know you guys aren't supposed to be happy (obviously if sex is out of the picture!) but try it anyway!

 

[Oddball]

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LOL! Forgot about the IQ's of some of the people here.

satire[sat-ahyuhr]  noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, politics etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.[/QUOTE]
What you apparently forgot is that your massive egocentric hallucinations aren't necessarily reality.

BTW, satire is supposed to be funny.

 

[Decepticon]

Here is a graphic representation of the RepubliCON 2012 campaign strategy.

 

[GuyPinestra]

Democrats on the other hand seem to have a different view. Said
Hawaiian Congresswoman Lei Me "We don't care if you have wild
screaming sex with your spouse, boy or girlfriend or even a manege a
trois, every day."

"But we do want you to pay for our birth control, and any abortions we might want because we were in such a hurry to hump like rabbits we forgot to use our free birth control, and for any children we accidentally make because we forgot to use our free birth control. And if you don't adopt them YOU are the asshole!"

Ah. ConservaRepubLitarian logic: So the way to prevent accidental children is to eliminate bc altogether. Got it!

You seem angry. Poor little guy. Look at the photo with the bunny! It will make you smile! Now I know you guys aren't supposed to be happy (obviously if sex is out of the picture!) but try it anyway!

There are a couple of ways to prevent 'accidental children'...
1. Buy your own birth control
2.

 

[Stephanie]

Someone trying to be a comedian, or what?

 

[Oddball]

Someone trying to be a comedian, or what?

If you have to ask, it ain't funny.

 

[IndependntLogic]

[/quote]

LOL! Forgot about the IQ's of some of the people here.

satire[sat-ahyuhr]  noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, politics etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.[/QUOTE]
What you apparently forgot is that your massive egocentric hallucinations aren't necessarily reality.

BTW, satire is supposed to be funny.[/QUOTE]

Awwww. Poor little angry whackjob. It makes fun of his party and therefore is deemed by the Queen of Hearts as not funny. Off with his head! The Hatter must die!

 

[Oddball]

Angry?...Nope.....Not a republican either....You're projecting again.

And you're still not funny.

 

[IndependntLogic]

"But we do want you to pay for our birth control, and any abortions we might want because we were in such a hurry to hump like rabbits we forgot to use our free birth control, and for any children we accidentally make because we forgot to use our free birth control. And if you don't adopt them YOU are the asshole!"

Ah. ConservaRepubLitarian logic: So the way to prevent accidental children is to eliminate bc altogether. Got it!

You seem angry. Poor little guy. Look at the photo with the bunny! It will make you smile! Now I know you guys aren't supposed to be happy (obviously if sex is out of the picture!) but try it anyway!

There are a couple of ways to prevent 'accidental children'...
1. Buy your own birth control
2.

LOL!

Wait. There's a problem. That's not the "Right" kind of sex... Like oral. Or doing it on a beach in Ocho Rios.... Or playing rock music in the background...