The GOP has returned to a strategy they have employed many times over the years: "Vote for us. We have really shiddy sex lives!" Republicans are touting that the reason the electorate should choose them is because the only time they have sex, is when they want to add to the population - and even then, they only do it in the missionary position (the "Right" way), for no more than ten minutes, while wearing a sweater vest. Democrats on the other hand seem to have a different view. Said Hawaiian Congresswoman Lei Me "We don't care if you have wild screaming sex with your spouse, boy or girlfriend or even a manege a trois, every day. We don't think it's the business of government to regulate frequency or intensity of orgasms but we do encourage our opponents to keep this issue at the forefront. So basically, we're the party to vote for if you have (good) sex."