The Feb 2012 GOP Campaign Strategy

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    The GOP has returned to a strategy they have employed many times over
    the years: "Vote for us. We have really shiddy sex lives!"
    Republicans are touting that the reason the electorate should choose
    them is because the only time they have sex, is when they want to add
    to the population - and even then, they only do it in the missionary
    position (the "Right" way), for no more than ten minutes, while
    wearing a sweater vest.

    Democrats on the other hand seem to have a different view. Said
    Hawaiian Congresswoman Lei Me "We don't care if you have wild
    screaming sex with your spouse, boy or girlfriend or even a manege a
    trois, every day. We don't think it's the business of government to
    regulate frequency or intensity of orgasms but we do encourage our
    opponents to keep this issue at the forefront. So basically, we're the
    party to vote for if you have (good) sex."
     
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    "But we do want you to pay for our birth control, and any abortions we might want because we were in such a hurry to hump like rabbits we forgot to use our free birth control, and for any children we accidentally make because we forgot to use our free birth control. And if you don't adopt them YOU are the asshole!"
     
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    Ah. ConservaRepubLitarian logic: So the way to prevent accidental children is to eliminate bc altogether. Got it! :lol:

    You seem angry. Poor little guy. Look at the photo with the bunny! It will make you smile! Now I know you guys aren't supposed to be happy (obviously if sex is out of the picture!) but try it anyway!
     
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    Here is a graphic representation of the RepubliCON 2012 campaign strategy.


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    There are a couple of ways to prevent 'accidental children'...
    1. Buy your own birth control
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    Someone trying to be a comedian, or what?

    :eusa_think:
     
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