The FBI, The CIA & The Egyptian Police Compete To See Who Is The Best

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    The Egyptian Police, the FBI, and the CIA are each trying to prove they are the best at apprehending criminals..... So President Mubarak decided to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and asked them to catch it.

    The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, the CIA concluded that rabbits do not exist.
    The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, the FBI burns the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit.
    The Egyptian Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

    (From the NYTIMES.COM, KRISTOF RESPONDS COLUMN)
     
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    That isn't funny...it's way too close to the truth!
     
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    that is true
     

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