The Father Of One Of My Children

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    A Guy Goes To A Supermarket And Notices A Beautiful Blonde Wave At Him And
    Says Hello.

    He's Rather Taken Back, Because He Can't Place Where He Knows Her From. So
    He Says "do You Know Me?".

    To Which She Replies "i Think You're The Father Of One Of My Children."

    Now He Thinks Back To The Only Time He Has Ever Been Unfaithful And Says "my
    God, Are You The Stripper From My Bachelor Party That I Laid On The Pool
    Table With All My Buddies Watching, While Your Partner Whipped My Ass With
    Wet Celery And Then Stuck A Carrot Up My Butt?".

    She Said "no, I'm Your Son's Math Teacher."
     
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    :laugh: Hahaha
     
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    Stephanie Diamond Member Supporting Member

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    Funny manu.. :thup:
     

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