The "F" Word

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    an Oldie but goodie from John Cleese



    The word "Fuck"

    Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter"f"…fuck is the only word referred to as the f word…It’s the one magical word. Just by it’s sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from German…the word fuieken, which means to strike.

    In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

    As a transitive verb for instance.. John fucked Shirley.

    As a intransitive verb… Shirley fucks.

    Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as…

    An adjective such as… John’s doing all the fucking work.

    As part of an adverb… Shirley talks too fucking much.

    As an adverb enhancing an adgective… Shirley is fucking beautiful.

    As a noun… I don’t give a fuck!

    As part of a word… Absofuckinglutely –or- infuckingcredible.

    As almost every word in a sentence… Fuck the fucking fuckers.

    As you must realize, there aren’t too many words with the versatility of fuck…such as these examples describing situations such as:

    Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot

    Dismay: Ahhh fuck it.

    Trouble: I guess I’m really fucked now.

    Aggression: Don’t fuck with me buddy.

    Difficulty: I don’t understand this fucking question.

    Inquiry: Who the fuck was that?

    Dissatisfaction: I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.

    Incompetence:

    He’s a fuck-off. (England’s version of he’s a dumb-fuck.)

    Dismissal:

    Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

    I’m sure you can think of many more examples.

    With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

    It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

    Say it loudly and proudly: FUCK YOU!
     
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    Dilfuck! One time I was driving and it just came out when describing a driver!
    Then there is Fucktard! or Fuckalicious!
     
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    And here is some trivia for ya! Shit means Ship high in transport, refering to when they used to ship manure on boats. I used to work with this guy who knew the meaning behind all that crap like POSH or TIPS and many others.
     
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    I only like to use it as a verb. :lol:
     
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    Who doesn't!:tongue:
     
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    That was fucking great...
     
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    If you really, really want to curse someone, the f word isn't gonna do it. In fact, if you think about fu really is a nice thing, something most, if not all of us enjoy. You really want to curse someone say something like "audit you", now that's a curse.
     
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    I never use the word. However, if I really want to slam someone I just call them a Liberal.
     
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    i have a bumper sticker "how about a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up"
     

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