an Oldie but goodie from John Cleese The word "Fuck" Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter"f" fuck is the only word referred to as the f word Its the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from German the word fuieken, which means to strike. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories: As a transitive verb for instance.. John fucked Shirley. As a intransitive verb Shirley fucks. Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as An adjective such as Johns doing all the fucking work. As part of an adverb Shirley talks too fucking much. As an adverb enhancing an adgective Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun I dont give a fuck! As part of a word Absofuckinglutely or- infuckingcredible. As almost every word in a sentence Fuck the fucking fuckers. As you must realize, there arent too many words with the versatility of fuck such as these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot Dismay: Ahhh fuck it. Trouble: I guess Im really fucked now. Aggression: Dont fuck with me buddy. Difficulty: I dont understand this fucking question. Inquiry: Who the fuck was that? Dissatisfaction: I dont like what the fuck is going on here. Incompetence: Hes a fuck-off. (Englands version of hes a dumb-fuck.) Dismissal: Why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. Im sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: FUCK YOU!