The draft dodger, while fleeing from the military police arrived at a convent and he asked a Sister to hide him under her robe. The Nun hid him under her robe until the MPs had left. When the draft dodger came out, he thanked the Nun and said, "I have to confess Sister, when I was under your robe I saw your bum". The Nun replied, "If you had looked on the other side you would have seen my dick. I didn't want to go to Iraq either".