The Delusion That Made Nobles Think Their Bodies Were Made of Glass

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One day in the late 1840s, Princess Alexandra Amelie, the 23-year-old daughter of the recently abdicated King Ludwig I of Bavaria, was making her way through the corridors of the family palace. Her relatives noticed that the obsessive, highly intelligent young woman—who only wore the color white—was acting even stranger than usual. Alexandra Amelie was walking sideways through doorways and labyrinthine hallways, tiptoeing and carefully turning her body so that nothing would touch her.

When asked by her family what she was doing, the Princess explained that she had just discovered something remarkable. As a child, she had swallowed a full-sized grand piano made entirely of glass. It now resided inside her—wholly intact—and would shatter if faced with any sudden movement.

Surprisingly, Alexandra Amelie’s odd fixation was not an unheard-of disorder. The princess was, in fact, following in a long tradition of royals, nobles and scholars who believed that all or certain parts of their bodies were made of clear, fragile glass. Known as “the glass delusion,” this psychological malady, first recorded in the Middle Ages, would become quite common before virtually dying out in the late 19th century. It was so well known that it would be mentioned by Rene Descartes, Denis Diderot and in scholar Robert Burton’s 1621 medical compendium, Anatomy of Melancholy.
The Delusion That Made Nobles Think Their Bodies Were Made of Glass

And these are the people that were running the show. There is a part of me that says...........delusions? This explains everything.
 
One day in the late 1840s, Princess Alexandra Amelie, the 23-year-old daughter of the recently abdicated King Ludwig I of Bavaria, was making her way through the corridors of the family palace. Her relatives noticed that the obsessive, highly intelligent young woman—who only wore the color white—was acting even stranger than usual. Alexandra Amelie was walking sideways through doorways and labyrinthine hallways, tiptoeing and carefully turning her body so that nothing would touch her.

When asked by her family what she was doing, the Princess explained that she had just discovered something remarkable. As a child, she had swallowed a full-sized grand piano made entirely of glass. It now resided inside her—wholly intact—and would shatter if faced with any sudden movement.

Surprisingly, Alexandra Amelie’s odd fixation was not an unheard-of disorder. The princess was, in fact, following in a long tradition of royals, nobles and scholars who believed that all or certain parts of their bodies were made of clear, fragile glass. Known as “the glass delusion,” this psychological malady, first recorded in the Middle Ages, would become quite common before virtually dying out in the late 19th century. It was so well known that it would be mentioned by Rene Descartes, Denis Diderot and in scholar Robert Burton’s 1621 medical compendium, Anatomy of Melancholy.
The Delusion That Made Nobles Think Their Bodies Were Made of Glass

And these are the people that were running the show. There is a part of me that says...........delusions? This explains everything.
The result of centuries of inbreeding in the European nobility. Kudos to Prince Harry for bringing in new blood.
 
When asked by her family what she was doing, the Princess explained that she had just discovered something remarkable. As a child, she had swallowed a full-sized grand piano made entirely of glass. It now resided inside her—wholly intact—and would shatter if faced with any sudden movement.

That would be very paneful.

I bet the day she found out she was deluded she was... shattered.

:eusa_shifty:
 
Ba dum tsss.............that was horrible. :)
 
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Does it qualify?
 
kawai is as close as I can get and none of them are all glass.
 
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Does it qualify?
I stand corrected. Though I imagined the working parts as glass too.

You'd have to have glass hammers hitting glass strings, then you need glass dampers, so you elastic glass that stretches plus soft glass that gives. And then you'd also need glass springs. :lol:

Even if you could make glass strings (fiber glass?) you'd either hear a crunch on every note which would only play once, or it would sound something like a harpsichord. And of course either way, you play Rachmaninoff and you're done. It all sounds a bit like a Monty Python skit where man is going to eat Chichester cathedral.

Other than that all there is is.....

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One day in the late 1840s, Princess Alexandra Amelie, the 23-year-old daughter of the recently abdicated King Ludwig I of Bavaria, was making her way through the corridors of the family palace. Her relatives noticed that the obsessive, highly intelligent young woman—who only wore the color white—was acting even stranger than usual. Alexandra Amelie was walking sideways through doorways and labyrinthine hallways, tiptoeing and carefully turning her body so that nothing would touch her.

When asked by her family what she was doing, the Princess explained that she had just discovered something remarkable. As a child, she had swallowed a full-sized grand piano made entirely of glass. It now resided inside her—wholly intact—and would shatter if faced with any sudden movement.

Surprisingly, Alexandra Amelie’s odd fixation was not an unheard-of disorder. The princess was, in fact, following in a long tradition of royals, nobles and scholars who believed that all or certain parts of their bodies were made of clear, fragile glass. Known as “the glass delusion,” this psychological malady, first recorded in the Middle Ages, would become quite common before virtually dying out in the late 19th century. It was so well known that it would be mentioned by Rene Descartes, Denis Diderot and in scholar Robert Burton’s 1621 medical compendium, Anatomy of Melancholy.
The Delusion That Made Nobles Think Their Bodies Were Made of Glass

And these are the people that were running the show. There is a part of me that says...........delusions? This explains everything.
The result of centuries of inbreeding in the European nobility. Kudos to Prince Harry for bringing in new blood.

Prince Harry isn’t bringing in new blood. He is a cadet branch now and will move farther out.
But prince William married one of his own. And Prince George will marry one of his own. Princess Charlotte will marry one of her own. But her kids may marry out like Harry.
 
One day in the late 1840s, Princess Alexandra Amelie, the 23-year-old daughter of the recently abdicated King Ludwig I of Bavaria, was making her way through the corridors of the family palace. Her relatives noticed that the obsessive, highly intelligent young woman—who only wore the color white—was acting even stranger than usual. Alexandra Amelie was walking sideways through doorways and labyrinthine hallways, tiptoeing and carefully turning her body so that nothing would touch her.

When asked by her family what she was doing, the Princess explained that she had just discovered something remarkable. As a child, she had swallowed a full-sized grand piano made entirely of glass. It now resided inside her—wholly intact—and would shatter if faced with any sudden movement.

Surprisingly, Alexandra Amelie’s odd fixation was not an unheard-of disorder. The princess was, in fact, following in a long tradition of royals, nobles and scholars who believed that all or certain parts of their bodies were made of clear, fragile glass. Known as “the glass delusion,” this psychological malady, first recorded in the Middle Ages, would become quite common before virtually dying out in the late 19th century. It was so well known that it would be mentioned by Rene Descartes, Denis Diderot and in scholar Robert Burton’s 1621 medical compendium, Anatomy of Melancholy.
The Delusion That Made Nobles Think Their Bodies Were Made of Glass

And these are the people that were running the show. There is a part of me that says...........delusions? This explains everything.
The result of centuries of inbreeding in the European nobility. Kudos to Prince Harry for bringing in new blood.

Prince Harry isn’t bringing in new blood. He is a cadet branch now and will move farther out.
But prince William married one of his own. And Prince George will marry one of his own. Princess Charlotte will marry one of her own. But her kids may marry out like Harry.
It's not just about what's happening now, but what happens down the road. Their children could marry into royal/noble families, such as they are these days.
 
One day in the late 1840s, Princess Alexandra Amelie, the 23-year-old daughter of the recently abdicated King Ludwig I of Bavaria, was making her way through the corridors of the family palace. Her relatives noticed that the obsessive, highly intelligent young woman—who only wore the color white—was acting even stranger than usual. Alexandra Amelie was walking sideways through doorways and labyrinthine hallways, tiptoeing and carefully turning her body so that nothing would touch her.

When asked by her family what she was doing, the Princess explained that she had just discovered something remarkable. As a child, she had swallowed a full-sized grand piano made entirely of glass. It now resided inside her—wholly intact—and would shatter if faced with any sudden movement.

Surprisingly, Alexandra Amelie’s odd fixation was not an unheard-of disorder. The princess was, in fact, following in a long tradition of royals, nobles and scholars who believed that all or certain parts of their bodies were made of clear, fragile glass. Known as “the glass delusion,” this psychological malady, first recorded in the Middle Ages, would become quite common before virtually dying out in the late 19th century. It was so well known that it would be mentioned by Rene Descartes, Denis Diderot and in scholar Robert Burton’s 1621 medical compendium, Anatomy of Melancholy.
The Delusion That Made Nobles Think Their Bodies Were Made of Glass

And these are the people that were running the show. There is a part of me that says...........delusions? This explains everything.
The result of centuries of inbreeding in the European nobility. Kudos to Prince Harry for bringing in new blood.

Prince Harry isn’t bringing in new blood. He is a cadet branch now and will move farther out.
But prince William married one of his own. And Prince George will marry one of his own. Princess Charlotte will marry one of her own. But her kids may marry out like Harry.
It's not just about what's happening now, but what happens down the road. Their children could marry into royal/noble families, such as they are these days.

Into noble families perhaps. Back into the Royal Family? Not likely.
 
One day in the late 1840s, Princess Alexandra Amelie, the 23-year-old daughter of the recently abdicated King Ludwig I of Bavaria, was making her way through the corridors of the family palace. Her relatives noticed that the obsessive, highly intelligent young woman—who only wore the color white—was acting even stranger than usual. Alexandra Amelie was walking sideways through doorways and labyrinthine hallways, tiptoeing and carefully turning her body so that nothing would touch her.

When asked by her family what she was doing, the Princess explained that she had just discovered something remarkable. As a child, she had swallowed a full-sized grand piano made entirely of glass. It now resided inside her—wholly intact—and would shatter if faced with any sudden movement.

Surprisingly, Alexandra Amelie’s odd fixation was not an unheard-of disorder. The princess was, in fact, following in a long tradition of royals, nobles and scholars who believed that all or certain parts of their bodies were made of clear, fragile glass. Known as “the glass delusion,” this psychological malady, first recorded in the Middle Ages, would become quite common before virtually dying out in the late 19th century. It was so well known that it would be mentioned by Rene Descartes, Denis Diderot and in scholar Robert Burton’s 1621 medical compendium, Anatomy of Melancholy.
The Delusion That Made Nobles Think Their Bodies Were Made of Glass

And these are the people that were running the show. There is a part of me that says...........delusions? This explains everything.
The result of centuries of inbreeding in the European nobility. Kudos to Prince Harry for bringing in new blood.

Prince Harry isn’t bringing in new blood. He is a cadet branch now and will move farther out.
But prince William married one of his own. And Prince George will marry one of his own. Princess Charlotte will marry one of her own. But her kids may marry out like Harry.
It's not just about what's happening now, but what happens down the road. Their children could marry into royal/noble families, such as they are these days.
Into noble families perhaps. Back into the Royal Family? Not likely.
THE Royal Family? There's more than one.
 
One day in the late 1840s, Princess Alexandra Amelie, the 23-year-old daughter of the recently abdicated King Ludwig I of Bavaria, was making her way through the corridors of the family palace. Her relatives noticed that the obsessive, highly intelligent young woman—who only wore the color white—was acting even stranger than usual. Alexandra Amelie was walking sideways through doorways and labyrinthine hallways, tiptoeing and carefully turning her body so that nothing would touch her.

When asked by her family what she was doing, the Princess explained that she had just discovered something remarkable. As a child, she had swallowed a full-sized grand piano made entirely of glass. It now resided inside her—wholly intact—and would shatter if faced with any sudden movement.

Surprisingly, Alexandra Amelie’s odd fixation was not an unheard-of disorder. The princess was, in fact, following in a long tradition of royals, nobles and scholars who believed that all or certain parts of their bodies were made of clear, fragile glass. Known as “the glass delusion,” this psychological malady, first recorded in the Middle Ages, would become quite common before virtually dying out in the late 19th century. It was so well known that it would be mentioned by Rene Descartes, Denis Diderot and in scholar Robert Burton’s 1621 medical compendium, Anatomy of Melancholy.
The Delusion That Made Nobles Think Their Bodies Were Made of Glass

And these are the people that were running the show. There is a part of me that says...........delusions? This explains everything.
The result of centuries of inbreeding in the European nobility. Kudos to Prince Harry for bringing in new blood.

Prince Harry isn’t bringing in new blood. He is a cadet branch now and will move farther out.
But prince William married one of his own. And Prince George will marry one of his own. Princess Charlotte will marry one of her own. But her kids may marry out like Harry.
It's not just about what's happening now, but what happens down the road. Their children could marry into royal/noble families, such as they are these days.
Into noble families perhaps. Back into the Royal Family? Not likely.
THE Royal Family? There's more than one.

There is only one Royal Family in which Prince Henry is involved and it is defined, and membership listed, by law and patents.
 

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