The Death Clock

[Madeline]

Wouldn't it be handy to know when you're gonna kick the bucket? Find out!

The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?

My test result is TODAY. Makes running that errand later somewhat less appealing. Tune in tomorrow to see if I am still here....ba ha ha ha.

 

[Tom Clancy]

lol.

I wouldn't want to know when I die.. Well, maybe.. It all depends on my mood.

We'll be here waiting for you Madeline, if not, then.. nice meeting you.

 

[Madeline]

Thankies Tom Clancy. If I dun make it, will you guys have a virtual funeral for me here?

*Laughs*

 

[Tom Clancy]

Of course.

We'll all put the headless pony as our Avatar just to remember you.

 

[Madeline]

I'm touched....

What kinda odds you giving on my survival?

 

[uscitizen]

I died in 2003 according to that page.

 

[Madeline]

I wonder...could this internet quiz be -- gasp! -- unreliable?

 

[uscitizen]

Or this is heaven?
Naah must be hell.

I don't smell 7 years dead.

 

[Madeline]

Are you sure?

 

[xotoxi]

AW FUCK!

I'm going to die Nov 26, 2066.

That's the day after Thankgiving. I hate deaths around holidays...it ruins it for everyone else.

 

[Zoom-boing]

The death clock is silly, as it takes so little information into account.

The a BMI calculator at the bottom gives inaccurate numbers, as body fat measurements are needed for those numbers to mean anything.

We'll all be dead 100 years from now, that's a fact Jack. I don't want to know the details. There are so little surprises in life as it is . . . . let the timing of our death be one of them.