The Creed of the Modern Married Man

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    I will demand sex with my wife anytime she wants it!

    I will demand for my wife to take out the trash, before I take it out myself!

    I will stay out as long as I want to, then prepare to sleep on the couch!

    I will sit back on saturdays, with my beer, and watch college football... While my wife is in the bathroom; once she returns, I'll turn it back to Lifetime!

    I will not let her talk down to me in front of my male friends; however, I will ask one of my male friends to allow me to sleep at their house for the night!

    I will not get up in the middle of the night, to take care of the crying baby, for seven straight days!

    I will not fix anything around the house while she's looking. Instead, I will pay my friends with beer, then take credit for their work!

    I will not buy a dog for my wife that is bigger than a mouse!

    I will lie and tell my friends that the purpose of the mini-van was to take my son's entire football team to practice!

    If a seven foot tall, 300 pound bodybuilder was hitting on my wife, I will ask him to step outside and tell my wife to stay inside. From there, I shall beg for my life and offer him money to leave before she demands me to fight and die for her honor!

    Finally, I must remember the three phrases that will always keep my marriage in tact...

    1. You're right!
    2. I'm wrong!
    3. I'm sorry!
     
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    Boy, I hope not... That's disgustingly wishywashy.
     
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    Could this be hylandrdet's bio?
     

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