The Cowboy, The Indian, And The muslim...

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    Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, while awaiting their respective flights.

    One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.

    Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

    The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

    Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

    The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl. "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."
     
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    What? ... I wanna play Cowboys and muslims... give me a room full of them, and I'll reverse the roles from Ft. Hood... [​IMG]
     
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    o pale and i just defend you..well this am...for being kind to small creatures.....there are always brave men who want to kill muslims to you ask them...can you kill an infant musllim..how would you committ this genocide? just asking
     
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    :eek: OMG!!!

    HOW ETHNICALLY UNSENSITIVE YOU ARE!!!
     
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    And yet still funny
     
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    I could only kill someone that was going to kill me. Survival.

    I appreciate your defense, and I would do the same for you if the situation ever arose.
     
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    Oh? How is defending yourself against radical muslim jihadists "ethnically, (and the word is), INsensitive?"

    You better get back to calling black people STUPID, and stop building straw men.
     
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    You REALLY can't take a joke!!!


    And I'm sorry that my STRAWMAN derailed the discussion on your JOKE!

    :lol: CLASSIC!!!
     
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    Hey... just trying to help you out buddy... carry on.
     

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