Islam is all the rage these days, literally, and Sid and Marty Kroft are too, and both fantasies seem to have some common threads. H. R. Allahstuff H.R.Allahstuf, Who's your friend when things get rough? H.R. Allahstuf, Can't do a little cause he kill enough. Once upon a summertime Just a dream from yesterday A man and his magic Arc Angel Heard a voice from off his head "Come and play with me, Mohammed Come and play with me. And I will take you on a trip Far across insanity." But the voice belonged to a kooky old God Who had in mind our reason to flog From Allah's terror in the sky Mohammed watched Allah's plans materialize Allah waved his wand And all thought was gone The skies grew dark The sea grew rough And the Koran cried death on and on and on and on and on and on. Ready to set off another suicide bomb!!!!! H.R. Allahstuff, Who's your friend when things get rough? H.R. Allahstuff Can't do a little cause he can't kill enough.