Today, an evil corporation sprung from the ocean. Don't know how it formed, but it did. It's on land, destroying our city, and the military is firing missiles at it, but it wont stop. I can't tell what it's made of, but I heard it's made of dead puppies, sulfur, humidity and soap scum. It grew beyond control. What? That can't be true? Corporations can only form with a PERSON doing it? So....a corporation is nothing more than the organized ideals of a person or group of persons? But the left says corporations aren't people, thus, can one form without a single person being involved?