The Clinton Interview

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    CW: Isn't it true you did not do all you could to get OSB?

    BC: WTF Chris! What are you trying to do to me here. I almost had him. I almost killed him. Rumor has it he almost DIED laughing when he saw news reports about the sex I did not have with that woman, Monica Lewinsky!

    CW: Bill, come on dude, did you ever get high in college?

    BC: I took one puff, I did NOT inhale it and I most certainly DID NOT enjoy it. I did not enjoy that BJ either! Now you tell me Chris, why the hell did that bitch save that goop on that dress, huh, huh, I'll bust your mouth Chris! (shaking finger at interviewer)

    CW: uh!

    BC: I almost had that sumbitch Bin Laden Chris, I came closer to getting him than anybody. I know I was close you fucker!

    CW: uh!

    BC: I've had enough of your ass Chris. I'm fixing to get up and stomp your ass, you here me! (screaming) That was a cheap shot Chris!

    CW: uh! (smirking)

    BC: (redfaced) And about that Monica Lewinsky, she is a liar. That was a Republican conspiracy sure as shit Chris, (screaming) I DID NOT HAVE A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Allow me to introduce you to the humor forum...

    oh wait... nevermind.
     
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    Lest we forget, with all of Clinton's request to read Clark's book, there is another:

    Obsessed isn't the title:

    http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=YzQwODlmZDU2MjRiODViOGU3MTNjMDQzYWRiYzQ3OTY=

     
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    His behavior was typical. He treated his own people like that, often.

    I just wish wallace would have slapped him, right in his smartass cake hole.
     

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