Discussion in 'Religion and Ethics' started by Blackrook, Sep 6, 2018.
Snout!!!! This is a Snout night out! Where you been man?
Shit.... good to see you!
Can you smell me?
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Richie Sumner'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?!'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
'Well, Richie, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?!'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Richie walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
And displaying one's self in a window or on the street sensually isn't offensive to children who may walk by? How uncaring and unfeeling can a society become? You are being dishonest to youself.
I want to point others to salvation, and you want to shut off the message. You call it superstitious nonsense or worse...
If a guy with a dick plays with another guy's dick, it's homosexual. There is no argument against that point. It is same-sex seduction regardless of the age of the players.
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