The Biker and the Lion

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  1. MalibuMan
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    > A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into
    > the lion's cage.
    >
    > Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to
    > pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
    > parents.
    >
    > The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion
    > square on the nose with a powerful punch.
    >
    > Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,
    > and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
    > endlessly.
    >
    > A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter
    > says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do
    > in my whole life.'
    >
    > The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
    > bars. I
    > just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.'
    >
    > The reporter says, 'Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times,
    > and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So,
    > what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you
    > have? '
    >
    > The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'
    >
    > -----------------
    >
    > The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
    > indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page:
    >
    > U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
    >
    > AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
     
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    That's funny.

    Along the same lines:

    Somebody finally manages to smuggle a nuclear weapon into the Big Apple and blows it up.

    The following day the Boston Globe headline reads:

    New YorK City Incinerated

    Woman, children, and minorities killed
     

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