The Biggest Douchebags of 2009

[JenyEliza]

Oh, how could I forget?

MIKE VICK.

BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG OF 'EM ALL.

 

[ABikerSailor]

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eSarcasm: Who's the Biggest Douchebag of 2009?

Where is Janet Napilitano, Eric Holden and Hugo Chavez?

I don't think Sarah Palin (of Huffington Post has to bash her), Tiger Woods (yes he cheated, but he has done a lot of good in his life for many) and Ashton Kutcher (what has this guy done, but show he is a fun-loving upstanding American) deserve to be on the list.

Sarah Palin - fucked up the chances of McCain and the GOP taking the White House because of her own ego. She used her family as props for the campaign, and then, when people took shots at Bristol, then told everyone her family was off limits.

Big douche.

Tiger Woods - Not only did he cheat on his wife, but he cheated with several women (possibly a couple dozen), on a GLOBAL SCALE. You know, it's one thing to be embarrassed because your friends at the office or your coffee klatch know, because if you leave town and go somewhere else? Nobody would know, and you don't have to be embarrassed and pissed. Tiger Woods' wife has no place on the PLANET where she can go and someone won't recognize her and start taking pity on her.

Bigger Douche.

Ashton Kuchner - Doesn't belong on the list. Why? Simple........Ashton did several cool things.....

He married Demi Moore (who is arguably the hottest MILF on the planet), as well as used Twitter as a way to garner lots of publicity. I mean, you can't really be considered a douche if over 1,000,000 people are willing to follow you.

You've got a really fucked up values system Ghook, if you think Palin and Woods don't belong.