The Biggest Asshole in WA?

[chanel]

WENATCHEE — A full load of contraband came into the Chelan County Regional Justice Center on Wednesday night, leaving law enforcement officers amazed.

Coming in rectally — via one person — were a green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of suspected marijuana, said Sgt. John Kruse, a Wenatchee Police Department spokesman.

“We were all wondering, ‘How do you put all that up there?’ ” Kruse said. “The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce.”

Gavin Stanger, 24, of East Wenatchee, was booked into jail about 10 p.m. on a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct, said Phil Stanley, jail administrator. The inmate had arranged to serve three days in jail on the charge.

He said no contraband was found on a pat-down search or on a later strip search. About 90 minutes later, with Stanger in a single holding jail, a jailer found a plastic bag and duct tape floating in the cell’s toilet. After being questioned by jailers, the man surrendered the contraband.

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Impressive.

 

[Skull Pilot]

Ouch!

 

[HUGGY]

Woah...talk about a buttload!!

 

[del]

Woah...talk about a buttload!!

and here i thought you were the biggest asshole in washington state.

live and learn

 

[Gatekeeper]

Wow, a friend of mine says he thinks his brother went out with that guys mamma. They were having some kind of kinky sex, she coughed, so the story goes, and he was never heard from again. At the hospital they did remove a sneaker and a keychain from her ass however.

(that's a stupid joke, btw)

 

[xsited1]

WENATCHEE — A full load of contraband came into the Chelan County Regional Justice Center on Wednesday night, leaving law enforcement officers amazed.

Coming in rectally — via one person — were a green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of suspected marijuana, said Sgt. John Kruse, a Wenatchee Police Department spokesman.

“We were all wondering, ‘How do you put all that up there?’ ” Kruse said. “The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce.”

Gavin Stanger, 24, of East Wenatchee, was booked into jail about 10 p.m. on a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct, said Phil Stanley, jail administrator. The inmate had arranged to serve three days in jail on the charge.

He said no contraband was found on a pat-down search or on a later strip search. About 90 minutes later, with Stanger in a single holding jail, a jailer found a plastic bag and duct tape floating in the cell’s toilet. After being questioned by jailers, the man surrendered the contraband.

Cheeky inmate overpacked for jail stay, astonished cops say | Local news, sports, weather, blogs, opinion, crime, obituaries, business, directory, marketplace, education, high school, family, shopping, arts, entertainment, movies, books, cooking, aut

Impressive.

Gavin Stanger? I wonder if he's related to this lady:

Patti Stanger | Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker and Author of Become Your Own Matchmaker

 

[chanel]

My guess is he got some advice on stretching before he engaged in prison love. He's probably ready now.

 

[Gatekeeper]

My guess is he got some advice on stretching before he engaged in prison love. He's probably ready now.

Probably from ''Big Bubbas Boinker', well now that my appetite is ruined, I may sign out.

 

[JW Frogen]

If by WA you meant Western Australia I would have thrown the gauntlet down.

And this is a mining town so we dig up assholes by the bucket load.