The Bible Logic Quiz: Heaven or HELL!

[Fat Bastardo]

The previous Bible Quiz I posted was 10 questions with 4 possible correct answers. It seems that the self professed Christians here were both unwilling answer the questions or unable to answer. All they did was behave in the most unChristian manner. They behaved shamefully.

This quiz is much easier and I even included the verses you need to answer these questions so you don't even have to dust off the old King James Bible. Simple scroll down.

Feel free to consult controlling Scripture at the bottom of the page if you are stumped! You must determine whether or not each hypothetical individual below would spend eternity in bliss with his Savior or forever in the agonizing flames of eternal hell with demons.

1. This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven
B. Hell

Helpful Controlling Scripture Verses

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life…He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God” (John 3:16).

“For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame” (Hebrews 6:3-6).

 

[DarkFury]

Fat Bastard posting in ethics is like a Fox raising Chickens.

 

[gtopa1]

The previous Bible Quiz I posted was 10 questions with 4 possible correct answers. It seems that the self professed Christians here were both unwilling answer the questions or unable to answer. All they did was behave in the most unChristian manner. They behaved shamefully.

This quiz is much easier and I even included the verses you need to answer these questions so you don't even have to dust off the old King James Bible. Simple scroll down.

Feel free to consult controlling Scripture at the bottom of the page if you are stumped! You must determine whether or not each hypothetical individual below would spend eternity in bliss with his Savior or forever in the agonizing flames of eternal hell with demons.

1. This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven
B. Hell

Helpful Controlling Scripture Verses

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life…He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God” (John 3:16).

“For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame” (Hebrews 6:3-6).

I am quite sure that God will make the correct decision in each case.

Greg

 

[defcon4]

The previous Bible Quiz I posted was 10 questions with 4 possible correct answers. It seems that the self professed Christians here were both unwilling answer the questions or unable to answer. All they did was behave in the most unChristian manner. They behaved shamefully.

This quiz is much easier and I even included the verses you need to answer these questions so you don't even have to dust off the old King James Bible. Simple scroll down.

Feel free to consult controlling Scripture at the bottom of the page if you are stumped! You must determine whether or not each hypothetical individual below would spend eternity in bliss with his Savior or forever in the agonizing flames of eternal hell with demons.

1. This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven
B. Hell

Helpful Controlling Scripture Verses

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life…He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God” (John 3:16).

“For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame” (Hebrews 6:3-6).

 

[gtopa1]

. This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven. If God accepts true repentance. Can't fool God.


2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven. Sometimes the flesh is weak. Again, one cannot fool God.


3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven Better a sincere Buddhist than a lousy Catholic...so my teacher who was a nun said to us often.


4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven..the slack bastard!!!


5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven. Again, you can't fool God. Many a hooker has made it into Heaven so a sleazy Jewish girl still has a chance.


6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

I'll leave that one totally to God. lol

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

God is love. I am sure he will make the right decision. Of course she is with Jesus right now...I have known such children.

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven...his heart said yes but his brain said no!! I am sure St peter would have given him a clip over the ear as he entered though.


9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven...I would have questioned why myself....sometimes life just ain't fair. Had they been Democrats then that would have been more understandable.


10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven of course. They have been murdered in their innocence.


Nothing controlling about the verses. In all of these there is one over-riding point; one must not presume to know the mind of God. In each case God cannot be fooled. You, on the other hand, are easily fooled. For all you know I may well be an atheist.

Greg

 

[Fat Bastardo]

Greg, thank you for heaving the courage to take the quiz but I would remind you that the Bible is the living Word of God that therefore it is his mind.

Here are your answers.

This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven. If God accepts true repentance. Can't fool God. CORRECT


2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven. Sometimes the flesh is weak. Again, one cannot fool God. WRONG!
Correct Answer: B (Hell). As Hebrews explains, if you turn back to the ways of the world after accepting Jesus, your sins will not be forgiven and you cannot return to the state of salvation.




3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven Better a sincere Buddhist than a lousy Catholic...so my teacher who was a nun said to us often. WRONG! Correct Answer: B (Hell) Accepting Christ is the only hope for salvation and anyone who fails to do so fries.


4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven..the slack bastard!!! WRONG Correct Answer: B (Hell) As Hebrews says, once you backslide and fall away from the Lord, you can never go back


5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven. Again, you can't fool God. Many a hooker has made it into Heaven so a sleazy Jewish girl still has a chance. CORRECT!
Correct Answer: A (Heaven) This girl was never a backslider because she didn’t believe in Jesus when she supposedly asked Him into her life as a child and therefore wasn’t saved. She didn’t experience salvation for the first time until she was on her deathbed. Because it appears no intervening sin occurred between her first realization that Jesus is Lord and the remaining hours before her death, she is now singing with the angels.


6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

I'll leave that one totally to God. lol Correct Answer: A (Heaven) John merely says you have to believe in Jesus to experience everlasting life, not that you have to follow or obey Jesus.

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

God is love. I am sure he will make the right decision. Of course she is with Jesus right now...I have known such children. WRONG! Correct Answer: B (Hell) The girl never believed Jesus is the Son of God because she never reached an age or level of maturity at which she could maintain such a belief, thus she is being sodomized by the devil as you read this.

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven...his heart said yes but his brain said no!! I am sure St peter would have given him a clip over the ear as he entered though. Correct Answer: B (Hell) Good deeds don’t cut the mustard. Either you let Jesus run the show or you burn. [Good deeds and being kind don't count for crap with Jesus if you don't flatter Him.]


9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven...I would have questioned why myself....sometimes life just ain't fair. Had they been Democrats then that would have been more understandable. Correct Answer: B (Hell) Hebrews places no time limit on backsliding.


10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven of course. They have been murdered in their innocence. Correct Answer: B (Hell) Duh! Obviously, a fetus does not have the mental capacity to believe in Jesus. While Jesus, as a rabid anti-abortionist, cries inconsolably each time a little prince or princess is sucked out of its mother's womb, He still picks them out of the vacuum cleaner and flings them into Hell without a moment's thought, simply because He never heard the pre-birth baby say the only words He cares about: "You are fabulous Jesus and I love you more than any real people!".


Nothing controlling about the verses. In all of these there is one over-riding point; one must not presume to know the mind of God. In each case God cannot be fooled. You, on the other hand, are easily fooled. For all you know I may well be an atheist.

Greg

Since I know the Word of God and since I have a personal relationship with him I know the mind of God and Hebrews and John 3:16 - 18 are the final word. Jesus or Hell!




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[gtopa1]

Greg, thank you for heaving the courage to take the quiz but I would remind you that the Bible is the living Word of God that therefore it is his mind.

Here are your answers.

This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven. If God accepts true repentance. Can't fool God. CORRECT


2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven. Sometimes the flesh is weak. Again, one cannot fool God. WRONG!
Correct Answer: B (Hell). As Hebrews explains, if you turn back to the ways of the world after accepting Jesus, your sins will not be forgiven and you cannot return to the state of salvation.




3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven Better a sincere Buddhist than a lousy Catholic...so my teacher who was a nun said to us often. WRONG! Correct Answer: B (Hell) Accepting Christ is the only hope for salvation and anyone who fails to do so fries.


4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven..the slack bastard!!! WRONG Correct Answer: B (Hell) As Hebrews says, once you backslide and fall away from the Lord, you can never go back


5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven. Again, you can't fool God. Many a hooker has made it into Heaven so a sleazy Jewish girl still has a chance. CORRECT!
Correct Answer: A (Heaven) This girl was never a backslider because she didn’t believe in Jesus when she supposedly asked Him into her life as a child and therefore wasn’t saved. She didn’t experience salvation for the first time until she was on her deathbed. Because it appears no intervening sin occurred between her first realization that Jesus is Lord and the remaining hours before her death, she is now singing with the angels.


6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

I'll leave that one totally to God. lol Correct Answer: A (Heaven) John merely says you have to believe in Jesus to experience everlasting life, not that you have to follow or obey Jesus.

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

God is love. I am sure he will make the right decision. Of course she is with Jesus right now...I have known such children. WRONG! Correct Answer: B (Hell) The girl never believed Jesus is the Son of God because she never reached an age or level of maturity at which she could maintain such a belief, thus she is being sodomized by the devil as you read this.

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven...his heart said yes but his brain said no!! I am sure St peter would have given him a clip over the ear as he entered though. Correct Answer: B (Hell) Good deeds don’t cut the mustard. Either you let Jesus run the show or you burn. [Good deeds and being kind don't count for crap with Jesus if you don't flatter Him.]


9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven...I would have questioned why myself....sometimes life just ain't fair. Had they been Democrats then that would have been more understandable. Correct Answer: B (Hell) Hebrews places no time limit on backsliding.


10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven of course. They have been murdered in their innocence. Correct Answer: B (Hell) Duh! Obviously, a fetus does not have the mental capacity to believe in Jesus. While Jesus, as a rabid anti-abortionist, cries inconsolably each time a little prince or princess is sucked out of its mother's womb, He still picks them out of the vacuum cleaner and flings them into Hell without a moment's thought, simply because He never heard the pre-birth baby say the only words He cares about: "You are fabulous Jesus and I love you more than any real people!".


Nothing controlling about the verses. In all of these there is one over-riding point; one must not presume to know the mind of God. In each case God cannot be fooled. You, on the other hand, are easily fooled. For all you know I may well be an atheist.

Greg

Since I know the Word of God and since I have a personal relationship with him I know the mind of God and Hebrews and John 3:16 - 18 are the final word. Jesus or Hell!




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Bollocks!! If you consider yourself as KNOWING the mind of God then you blaspheme. You seem to conveniently forget...70 times 7!!


1 John 3:16-18

16 This is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us. And we ought to lay down our lives for our brothers and sisters. 17 If anyone has material possessions and sees a brother or sister in need but has no pity on them, how can the love of God be in that person? 18 Dear children, let us not love with words or speech but with actions and in truth.

1 John 3:16-181599 Geneva Bible (GNV)
16 a]">[a]Hereby have we perceived love, that he laid down his life for us: therefore we ought also to lay down our lives for the brethren.

17 b]">[b]And whosoever hath this c]">[c]world’s good, and seeth his brother have need, and d]">[d]shutteth up his compassion from him, how dwelleth the love of God in him?

18 e]">[e]My little children, let us not love in word, neither in tongue only, but in deed and in truth.

Greg

 

[tyroneweaver]

The previous Bible Quiz I posted was 10 questions with 4 possible correct answers. It seems that the self professed Christians here were both unwilling answer the questions or unable to answer. All they did was behave in the most unChristian manner. They behaved shamefully.

This quiz is much easier and I even included the verses you need to answer these questions so you don't even have to dust off the old King James Bible. Simple scroll down.

Feel free to consult controlling Scripture at the bottom of the page if you are stumped! You must determine whether or not each hypothetical individual below would spend eternity in bliss with his Savior or forever in the agonizing flames of eternal hell with demons.

1. This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven

The previous Bible Quiz I posted was 10 questions with 4 possible correct answers. It seems that the self professed Christians here were both unwilling answer the questions or unable to answer. All they did was behave in the most unChristian manner. They behaved shamefully.

This quiz is much easier and I even included the verses you need to answer these questions so you don't even have to dust off the old King James Bible. Simple scroll down.

Feel free to consult controlling Scripture at the bottom of the page if you are stumped! You must determine whether or not each hypothetical individual below would spend eternity in bliss with his Savior or forever in the agonizing flames of eternal hell with demons.

1. This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven
B. Hell

Helpful Controlling Scripture Verses

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life…He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God” (John 3:16).

“For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame” (Hebrews 6:3-6).

I thought you knew the scriptures fat.
the 15 ch of Corithians says there's many degrees of glory not just heaven or hell
B. Hell

4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven
B. Hell

Helpful Controlling Scripture Verses

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life…He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God” (John 3:16).

“For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame” (Hebrews 6:3-6).

I thought you knew the scriptures fat.
15 Ch of Corinthians says there's many degrees of glory not just heaven or hell
You've assumed us to give answers based on a false premise

 

[turzovka]

All they did was behave in the most unChristian manner. They behaved shamefully.
“For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame” (Hebrews 6:3-6).

Yes, God's Word, in some ways is a paradox, but only for our limited minds. There is neither confusion nor deviousness in God. If you were at least wanting to know God or love Him, you would not be so hung up on that which you cannot understand. The Church would guide you, as would the Word, as would many signs and wonders bolster your faith.

The answer to all of your questions is the same: “I do not know, and I dare not speculate. For God has made it clear that no man can judge the soul of another, nor can he even say what he thinks he deserves.”

Of course, you think you are so clever and yet so many are here looking at you with pity. It’s like the unpopular 12 year old bully trying to rally some of the kids to be his friend in the neighborhood. And those kids are thinking to themselves “why should I? what does that creep have to offer us, he is so full of himself.”

Are you following this fatbastardo? You have an ego than needs to not be lifted up, but destroyed. IMO. You think you can disprove God by finding so-called incongruities in His Word. As though that is the only evidence or logical reason out there for God. The reasons for God and the evidence for God is legion. Quit pretending it is such a mystery.

I could cite a host of signs and wonders and miracles, extremely well documented and testified, that you would have no answer for. In other words, it cannot be from nature, it has no logical or even remote explanation for its origin, plus it walks, talks and looks supernatural --- therefore… Hello!

Now I do not want to get too critical of you because I do not know you. It may be that something in your past has caused this anger or hatred and I may be adding to it. Sorry, if so. But God has not stopped caring for you. Plus you are still alive, you have this glorious opportunity to seek God and seek His mercy. If you truly wanted to know the truth (instead of trying to destroy it) you will find it. And heaven is eternal… far more worthwhile than a few years on this planet trying to show up others or put them down.

 

[Fat Bastardo]

All they did was behave in the most unChristian manner. They behaved shamefully.
“For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame” (Hebrews 6:3-6).

Yes, God's Word, in some ways is a paradox, but only for our limited minds. There is neither confusion nor deviousness in God. If you were at least wanting to know God or love Him, you would not be so hung up on that which you cannot understand. The Church would guide you, as would the Word, as would many signs and wonders bolster your faith.

The answer to all of your questions is the same: “I do not know, and I dare not speculate. For God has made it clear that no man can judge the soul of another, nor can he even say what he thinks he deserves.”

Of course, you think you are so clever and yet so many are here looking at you with pity. It’s like the unpopular 12 year old bully trying to rally some of the kids to be his friend in the neighborhood. And those kids are thinking to themselves “why should I? what does that creep have to offer us, he is so full of himself.”

Are you following this fatbastardo? You have an ego than needs to not be lifted up, but destroyed. IMO. You think you can disprove God by finding so-called incongruities in His Word. As though that is the only evidence or logical reason out there for God. The reasons for God and the evidence for God is legion. Quit pretending it is such a mystery.

I could cite a host of signs and wonders and miracles, extremely well documented and testified, that you would have no answer for. In other words, it cannot be from nature, it has no logical or even remote explanation for its origin, plus it walks, talks and looks supernatural --- therefore… Hello!

Now I do not want to get too critical of you because I do not know you. It may be that something in your past has caused this anger or hatred and I may be adding to it. Sorry, if so. But God has not stopped caring for you. Plus you are still alive, you have this glorious opportunity to seek God and seek His mercy. If you truly wanted to know the truth (instead of trying to destroy it) you will find it. And heaven is eternal… far more worthwhile than a few years on this planet trying to show up others or put them down.

Yes, God's Word, in some ways is a paradox, but only for our limited minds. There is neither confusion nor deviousness in God. If you were at least wanting to know God or love Him, you would not be so hung up on that which you cannot understand. The Church would guide you, as would the Word, as would many signs and wonders bolster your faith.

If the Bible is the Word of God then that word is evil, psychotic, depraved, contradictory, unjust, hateful and absurd.

The answer to all of your questions is the same: “I do not know, and I dare not speculate. For God has made it clear that no man can judge the soul of another, nor can he even say what he thinks he deserves.”

If you don't know the answers then you clearly do not know the Bible/Word of God.

Of course, you think you are so clever and yet so many are here looking at you with pity. It’s like the unpopular 12 year old bully trying to rally some of the kids to be his friend in the neighborhood. And those kids are thinking to themselves “why should I? what does that creep have to offer us, he is so full of himself.”

I don't just think I am clever, I am clever and other really smart people tell me that I am clever. I'd rather be full of myself than full of shit like the people who claim the Bible is not total BS.


Are you following this fatbastardo? You have an ego than needs to not be lifted up, but destroyed. IMO. You think you can disprove God by finding so-called incongruities in His Word. As though that is the only evidence or logical reason out there for God. The reasons for God and the evidence for God is legion. Quit pretending it is such a mystery.

I am following just fine but your street corner psychology is merely you way of attacking the messenger when you cannot disprove the message. When you said, "As though that is the only evidence or logical reason out there for God" I really did laugh my ass off. BTW I am not here to disprove God because one cannot disprove a negative. I can and I have totally disproved the Bible and I used the Bible to do it and since I am a Biblical scholar I can do it with one brain tied behind my back.

I could cite a host of signs and wonders and miracles, extremely well documented and testified, that you would have no answer for. In other words, it cannot be from nature, it has no logical or even remote explanation for its origin, plus it walks, talks and looks supernatural --- therefore… Hello!

Now you are lying hard. You cannot cite any wonders and miracles that you can use to prove the validity of the Bible or the existence of your pathetic God. Believers have the burden of proof and so far you guys have not proven anything but I will help you out in proving Jesus wasn't a liar.

Jesus is quoted many times saying that WHATEVER one prays for one will receive. OK then, pray for the cure of all the sick children in the world.

Here are 9 statements by Jesus saying that WHATEVER you pray for you will receive so now you have no excuse. If your prayers go unanswered then your Bible is BULL SHIT

1) And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will happen. "And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive." (Matthew 21:21-22 NAS)



2) Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. (Matthew 7:7-8 NAB)



3) Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20 NAS)



4) Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25 NAB)



5) And I tell you, ask and you will receive; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. (Luke 11:9-13 NAB)



6) And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14 NAB)



7) If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask for whatever you want and it will be done for you. (John 15:7 NAB)



8) It was not you who chose me, but I who chose you and appointed you to go and bear fruit that will remain, so that whatever you ask the Father in my name he may give you. (John 15:16 NAB)



9) On that day you will not question me about anything. Amen, amen, I say to you, whatever you ask the Father in my name he will give you. Until now you have not asked anything in my name; ask and you will receive, so that your joy may be complete. (John 16:23-24 NAB)


Now I do not want to get too critical of you because I do not know you. It may be that something in your past has caused this anger or hatred and I may be adding to it. Sorry, if so. But God has not stopped caring for you. Plus you are still alive, you have this glorious opportunity to seek God and seek His mercy. If you truly wanted to know the truth (instead of trying to destroy it) you will find it. And heaven is eternal… far more worthwhile than a few years on this planet trying to show up others or put them down.

While I appreciate the civility you showed in the above paragraph but the fact still remains that if the being you call God exists that being is pure evil.

A man nearly as smart as me said the following about God and every word is true unlike what is in the Bible.

Mark Twain's Diatribe

Mark Twain's Diatribe
“...a God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones;

who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one;

who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short;

who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it;

who gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body;

who mouths justice, and invented hell--mouths mercy, and invented hell--mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell;

who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself;

who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself;

and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites his poor abused slave to worship him!” --Mark Twain--

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

"Bible Logic"

An oxymoron if there ever was one.

 

[Ernie S.]

The previous Bible Quiz I posted was 10 questions with 4 possible correct answers. It seems that the self professed Christians here were both unwilling answer the questions or unable to answer. All they did was behave in the most unChristian manner. They behaved shamefully.

This quiz is much easier and I even included the verses you need to answer these questions so you don't even have to dust off the old King James Bible. Simple scroll down.

Feel free to consult controlling Scripture at the bottom of the page if you are stumped! You must determine whether or not each hypothetical individual below would spend eternity in bliss with his Savior or forever in the agonizing flames of eternal hell with demons.

1. This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven
B. Hell

Helpful Controlling Scripture Verses

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life…He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God” (John 3:16).

“For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame” (Hebrews 6:3-6).

I am quite sure that God will make the correct decision in each case.

Greg

We all know where bastardo is going, I wish he would hurry.

 

[Fat Bastardo]

The previous Bible Quiz I posted was 10 questions with 4 possible correct answers. It seems that the self professed Christians here were both unwilling answer the questions or unable to answer. All they did was behave in the most unChristian manner. They behaved shamefully.

This quiz is much easier and I even included the verses you need to answer these questions so you don't even have to dust off the old King James Bible. Simple scroll down.

Feel free to consult controlling Scripture at the bottom of the page if you are stumped! You must determine whether or not each hypothetical individual below would spend eternity in bliss with his Savior or forever in the agonizing flames of eternal hell with demons.

1. This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven
B. Hell

Helpful Controlling Scripture Verses

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life…He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God” (John 3:16).

“For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame” (Hebrews 6:3-6).

I am quite sure that God will make the correct decision in each case.

Greg

We all know where bastardo is going, I wish he would hurry.

Judge not lest ye be judged... You suck even for a Christian.

 

[Ernie S.]

The previous Bible Quiz I posted was 10 questions with 4 possible correct answers. It seems that the self professed Christians here were both unwilling answer the questions or unable to answer. All they did was behave in the most unChristian manner. They behaved shamefully.

This quiz is much easier and I even included the verses you need to answer these questions so you don't even have to dust off the old King James Bible. Simple scroll down.

Feel free to consult controlling Scripture at the bottom of the page if you are stumped! You must determine whether or not each hypothetical individual below would spend eternity in bliss with his Savior or forever in the agonizing flames of eternal hell with demons.

1. This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven
B. Hell

Helpful Controlling Scripture Verses

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life…He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God” (John 3:16).

“For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame” (Hebrews 6:3-6).

I am quite sure that God will make the correct decision in each case.

Greg

We all know where bastardo is going, I wish he would hurry.

Judge not lest ye be judged... You suck even for a Christian.

You're an asshole, even for a Liberal, if you'll excuse the redundancy.

 

[Fat Bastardo]

The previous Bible Quiz I posted was 10 questions with 4 possible correct answers. It seems that the self professed Christians here were both unwilling answer the questions or unable to answer. All they did was behave in the most unChristian manner. They behaved shamefully.

This quiz is much easier and I even included the verses you need to answer these questions so you don't even have to dust off the old King James Bible. Simple scroll down.

Feel free to consult controlling Scripture at the bottom of the page if you are stumped! You must determine whether or not each hypothetical individual below would spend eternity in bliss with his Savior or forever in the agonizing flames of eternal hell with demons.

1. This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven
B. Hell

Helpful Controlling Scripture Verses

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life…He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God” (John 3:16).

“For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame” (Hebrews 6:3-6).

I am quite sure that God will make the correct decision in each case.

Greg

We all know where bastardo is going, I wish he would hurry.

Judge not lest ye be judged... You suck even for a Christian.

You're an asshole, even for a Liberal, if you'll excuse the redundancy.

You got owned loser and all you can do is insult because you have not argument.

 

[Fat Bastardo]

The previous Bible Quiz I posted was 10 questions with 4 possible correct answers. It seems that the self professed Christians here were both unwilling answer the questions or unable to answer. All they did was behave in the most unChristian manner. They behaved shamefully.

This quiz is much easier and I even included the verses you need to answer these questions so you don't even have to dust off the old King James Bible. Simple scroll down.

Feel free to consult controlling Scripture at the bottom of the page if you are stumped! You must determine whether or not each hypothetical individual below would spend eternity in bliss with his Savior or forever in the agonizing flames of eternal hell with demons.

1. This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven
B. Hell

Helpful Controlling Scripture Verses

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life…He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God” (John 3:16).

“For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame” (Hebrews 6:3-6).

I am quite sure that God will make the correct decision in each case.

Greg

We all know where bastardo is going, I wish he would hurry.

What happened to the house built on sand in Matthew 7 will also happen to you.

 

[aris2chat]

Greg, thank you for heaving the courage to take the quiz but I would remind you that the Bible is the living Word of God that therefore it is his mind.

Here are your answers.

This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven. If God accepts true repentance. Can't fool God. CORRECT


2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven. Sometimes the flesh is weak. Again, one cannot fool God. WRONG!
Correct Answer: B (Hell). As Hebrews explains, if you turn back to the ways of the world after accepting Jesus, your sins will not be forgiven and you cannot return to the state of salvation.




3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven Better a sincere Buddhist than a lousy Catholic...so my teacher who was a nun said to us often. WRONG! Correct Answer: B (Hell) Accepting Christ is the only hope for salvation and anyone who fails to do so fries.


4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven..the slack bastard!!! WRONG Correct Answer: B (Hell) As Hebrews says, once you backslide and fall away from the Lord, you can never go back


5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven. Again, you can't fool God. Many a hooker has made it into Heaven so a sleazy Jewish girl still has a chance. CORRECT!
Correct Answer: A (Heaven) This girl was never a backslider because she didn’t believe in Jesus when she supposedly asked Him into her life as a child and therefore wasn’t saved. She didn’t experience salvation for the first time until she was on her deathbed. Because it appears no intervening sin occurred between her first realization that Jesus is Lord and the remaining hours before her death, she is now singing with the angels.


6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

I'll leave that one totally to God. lol Correct Answer: A (Heaven) John merely says you have to believe in Jesus to experience everlasting life, not that you have to follow or obey Jesus.

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

God is love. I am sure he will make the right decision. Of course she is with Jesus right now...I have known such children. WRONG! Correct Answer: B (Hell) The girl never believed Jesus is the Son of God because she never reached an age or level of maturity at which she could maintain such a belief, thus she is being sodomized by the devil as you read this.

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven...his heart said yes but his brain said no!! I am sure St peter would have given him a clip over the ear as he entered though. Correct Answer: B (Hell) Good deeds don’t cut the mustard. Either you let Jesus run the show or you burn. [Good deeds and being kind don't count for crap with Jesus if you don't flatter Him.]


9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven...I would have questioned why myself....sometimes life just ain't fair. Had they been Democrats then that would have been more understandable. Correct Answer: B (Hell) Hebrews places no time limit on backsliding.


10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven of course. They have been murdered in their innocence. Correct Answer: B (Hell) Duh! Obviously, a fetus does not have the mental capacity to believe in Jesus. While Jesus, as a rabid anti-abortionist, cries inconsolably each time a little prince or princess is sucked out of its mother's womb, He still picks them out of the vacuum cleaner and flings them into Hell without a moment's thought, simply because He never heard the pre-birth baby say the only words He cares about: "You are fabulous Jesus and I love you more than any real people!".


Nothing controlling about the verses. In all of these there is one over-riding point; one must not presume to know the mind of God. In each case God cannot be fooled. You, on the other hand, are easily fooled. For all you know I may well be an atheist.

Greg

Since I know the Word of God and since I have a personal relationship with him I know the mind of God and Hebrews and John 3:16 - 18 are the final word. Jesus or Hell!




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60%, better than most

 

[turzovka]

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>>If the Bible is the Word of God then that word is evil, psychotic, depraved, contradictory, unjust, hateful and absurd.<<

Either that or God speaks in parables just as He did to His apostles. There is a divine purpose for keeping us partially in mystery. Only those in virtually perfect union with God are given the greater insight. Put it this way --- if one is not truly humble, they have little chance of rising in holiness. Jesus said that most do not come to know God and love God because of a sluggish heart.

>>If you don't know the answers then you clearly do not know the Bible/Word of God.<<

You are far too arrogant to be given enough grace to discern wisely. (imo)

>> BTW I am not here to disprove God because one cannot disprove a negative. I can and I have totally disproved the Bible and I used the Bible to do it and since I am a Biblical scholar I can do it with one brain tied behind my back.<<

Jesus said “if you will not put faith in my words put faith in the works that I do.” You following? God gave the skeptic other means for manifesting His reality. Signs and wonders which have no natural explanation. So laugh of His Word all you want, but don’t try to pretend those miracles are tricks and lies. Your pretext “it simply cannot be” fails.

>>Now you are lying hard. You cannot cite any wonders and miracles that you can use to prove the validity of the Bible or the existence of your pathetic God.<<

I know I can. Alleluia.

>>Here are 9 statements by Jesus saying that WHATEVER you pray for you will receive so now you have no excuse. If your prayers go unanswered then your Bible is BULL SHIT. - - - - - - 1) And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will happen. "And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive." (Matthew 21:21-22 NAS)… [repeat nine times]<<

Various ways of commenting on that, I would consult saints writings for the best answers. I suppose the most common response is that God answers our prayers, but in ways that are best for us, reasons we cannot understand now but will. I know that does not satisfy you in the least because verbatim meaning is what you expect. Ah, cannot help you. But neither am I going to turn my back on what I do know about my God and heaven and eternity. Quite a bit of evidence for God despite His “human-interpreted lie of a promise” to just walk away from. Eternity is a serious matter and very much a reality.


(Attributed to a battle weary confederate soldier near the end of the war)
I asked God for strength, that I might achieve;
I was made weak, that I might learn humbly to obey.
I asked for health, that I might do greater things;
I was given infirmity, that I might do better things.
I asked for riches, that I might be happy;
I was given poverty, that I might be wise.
I asked for power, that I might have the praise of men;
I was given weakness, that I might feel the need of God.
I asked for all things, that I might enjoy life;
I was given life, that I might enjoy all things.
I got nothing that I asked for, but everything I hoped for.
Almost despite myself, my unspoken prayers were answered.
I am among all men most richly blessed.

 

[Fat Bastardo]

*********

>>If the Bible is the Word of God then that word is evil, psychotic, depraved, contradictory, unjust, hateful and absurd.<<

Either that or God speaks in parables just as He did to His apostles. There is a divine purpose for keeping us partially in mystery. Only those in virtually perfect union with God are given the greater insight. Put it this way --- if one is not truly humble, they have little chance of rising in holiness. Jesus said that most do not come to know God and love God because of a sluggish heart.

>>If you don't know the answers then you clearly do not know the Bible/Word of God.<<

You are far too arrogant to be given enough grace to discern wisely. (imo)

>> BTW I am not here to disprove God because one cannot disprove a negative. I can and I have totally disproved the Bible and I used the Bible to do it and since I am a Biblical scholar I can do it with one brain tied behind my back.<<

Jesus said “if you will not put faith in my words put faith in the works that I do.” You following? God gave the skeptic other means for manifesting His reality. Signs and wonders which have no natural explanation. So laugh of His Word all you want, but don’t try to pretend those miracles are tricks and lies. Your pretext “it simply cannot be” fails.

>>Now you are lying hard. You cannot cite any wonders and miracles that you can use to prove the validity of the Bible or the existence of your pathetic God.<<

I know I can. Alleluia.

>>Here are 9 statements by Jesus saying that WHATEVER you pray for you will receive so now you have no excuse. If your prayers go unanswered then your Bible is BULL SHIT. - - - - - - 1) And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will happen. "And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive." (Matthew 21:21-22 NAS)… [repeat nine times]<<

Various ways of commenting on that, I would consult saints writings for the best answers. I suppose the most common response is that God answers our prayers, but in ways that are best for us, reasons we cannot understand now but will. I know that does not satisfy you in the least because verbatim meaning is what you expect. Ah, cannot help you. But neither am I going to turn my back on what I do know about my God and heaven and eternity. Quite a bit of evidence for God despite His “human-interpreted lie of a promise” to just walk away from. Eternity is a serious matter and very much a reality.


(Attributed to a battle weary confederate soldier near the end of the war)
I asked God for strength, that I might achieve;
I was made weak, that I might learn humbly to obey.
I asked for health, that I might do greater things;
I was given infirmity, that I might do better things.
I asked for riches, that I might be happy;
I was given poverty, that I might be wise.
I asked for power, that I might have the praise of men;
I was given weakness, that I might feel the need of God.
I asked for all things, that I might enjoy life;
I was given life, that I might enjoy all things.
I got nothing that I asked for, but everything I hoped for.
Almost despite myself, my unspoken prayers were answered.
I am among all men most richly blessed.

Jesus spoke in parables to confuse people so that they would screw up.

Mark: Jesus explains why he speaks in parables: to confuse people so they will go to hell. 4:11-12

 

[presonorek]

The previous Bible Quiz I posted was 10 questions with 4 possible correct answers. It seems that the self professed Christians here were both unwilling answer the questions or unable to answer. All they did was behave in the most unChristian manner. They behaved shamefully.

This quiz is much easier and I even included the verses you need to answer these questions so you don't even have to dust off the old King James Bible. Simple scroll down.

Feel free to consult controlling Scripture at the bottom of the page if you are stumped! You must determine whether or not each hypothetical individual below would spend eternity in bliss with his Savior or forever in the agonizing flames of eternal hell with demons.

1. This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

2. This man accepted Jesus and asked the Lord to take over his life, but after a month of being faithful to scripture, he resumed having sexual relations with his fiancé before they were married.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

3. This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

4. This man accepted Jesus when he was 12 and lived a wholesome, prayer-filled life until he was 30. He then backslid and engaged in lewd and lascivious conduct. At age 42, he again asked the Lord to return and take over his life, and he then lived an exemplary, unblemished Christian life until his death at age 85.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

5. This sleazy Jewish girl didn’t really believe in Jesus, but when she was 12, she asked Jesus into her life in response to peer pressure and summer Bible vacation programs. She continued to whore around for the next 50 years, until she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told by her doctor she had only days to live. She then studied the Bible and soon realized Jesus really is the Son of God. She died in her hospital room hours later.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

9. This 55-year-old woman who accepted the Lord as a young girl lived a devout and pristine life, giving to others and constantly praising God until the day she died. However, upon being told her three-year-old granddaughter had been tortured, raped and murdered by five Republican men, she questioned God’s existence and had a massive, fatal coronary shortly thereafter.

A. Heaven
B. Hell

10. An aborted fetus

A. Heaven
B. Hell

Helpful Controlling Scripture Verses

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life…He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God” (John 3:16).

“For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame” (Hebrews 6:3-6).

How will we know if we get them right or not? Did you give us the answers in the other quiz? I never got a grade.