“The Best Story Ever About What Would Happen If The U.S. Marines And ISIS Ever Met”

[David_42]

 

[konradv]

"The Best Story Ever About What Would Happen If The U.S. Marines And ISIS Ever Met"

The following anecdote is a funny “what if” scenario, exemplifying the “scared of no one, whatever may come” type of attitude embodied by our U.S. Marines:

A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters.” The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice once again calls out: “One Marine is better than one hundred ISIS ‘S.O.B.s’. Furious, the ISIS commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The voice calls out again: “One Marine is better than a thousand ISIS fighters.” The enraged ISIS commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune.

Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought… then silence.

Eventually, one badly wounded ISIS fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, “Don’t send any more men…it’s a trap! There’s TWO of them.”



Let's hear it for our Marines!!!

First heard in 1967. Replace Marines with Israelis and ISIS with Egyptians.

Oh, you didn't hear???
Egypt and Israel: United in a common cause?

Non-sequitur. Also, an apology to Old Rocks for not noticing he had already posted the same thing re: the joke.

 

[konradv]

We ought to just turn special forces loose on those pricks. No media, no announcements. Give them orders to kill everything in sight. "Kill them all. Let God sort them out". It would be like "Inglorious Bastards", but the good guys do not necessarily have to be Jews, and the enemy is ISIS.

 

[Obiwan]

We ought to just turn special forces loose on those pricks. No media, no announcements. Give them orders to kill everything in sight. "Kill them all. Let God sort them out". It would be like "Inglorious Bastards", but the good guys do not necessarily have to be Jews, and the enemy is ISIS.

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[Obiwan]

 

[August West]

We ought to just turn special forces loose on those pricks. No media, no announcements. Give them orders to kill everything in sight. "Kill them all. Let God sort them out". It would be like "Inglorious Bastards", but the good guys do not necessarily have to be Jews, and the enemy is ISIS.

Will you remove their gold fillings before you send them to the ovens little child?

 

[Buzz Jenkins]

We ought to just turn special forces loose on those pricks. No media, no announcements. Give them orders to kill everything in sight. "Kill them all. Let God sort them out". It would be like "Inglorious Bastards", but the good guys do not necessarily have to be Jews, and the enemy is ISIS.

Will you remove their gold fillings before you send them to the ovens little child?

The only gold those sand monkeys have is what they found on the corpses of their murdered victims. Grow up, you homo. ISIS are barbarians. We owe it to humanity to exterminate these vermin with due haste.

 

[Katzndogz]

If it ever happened obama would have all the Marines arrested and court martial ed for calling isis SOBs.

 

[Katzndogz]

We ought to just turn special forces loose on those pricks. No media, no announcements. Give them orders to kill everything in sight. "Kill them all. Let God sort them out". It would be like "Inglorious Bastards", but the good guys do not necessarily have to be Jews, and the enemy is ISIS.

Will you remove their gold fillings before you send them to the ovens little child?

Pull all their teeth out before they go, very slowly with a rusty pliers.

These vermin are killing people, they aren't Jewish shopkeepers.