“The Best Story Ever About What Would Happen If The U.S. Marines And ISIS Ever Met”

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    "The Best Story Ever About What Would Happen If The U.S. Marines And ISIS Ever Met"

    The following anecdote is a funny “what if” scenario, exemplifying the “scared of no one, whatever may come” type of attitude embodied by our U.S. Marines:

    A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters.” The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

    The voice once again calls out: “One Marine is better than one hundred ISIS ‘S.O.B.s’. Furious, the ISIS commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

    The voice calls out again: “One Marine is better than a thousand ISIS fighters.” The enraged ISIS commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune.

    Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought… then silence.

    Eventually, one badly wounded ISIS fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, “Don’t send any more men…it’s a trap! There’s TWO of them.”



    Let's hear it for our Marines!!!

     
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    America. Fuck yeah!
     
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    Yup. One wonders how ISIS would handle US Marines.

    ISIS does pretty well with civilians.

    Of course Marines shoot back.
     
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    Nice...
     
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    In reality, it would be 100 Marines with orders from the presidebt to stand down. They would be slaughtered by ten Isis fighters
     
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    Our Marines taking on ISIS would, technically, make Barry right for a change. They'd definitely be the JV squad in a battle with our finest.

    Semper Fi...
     
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    Sounds about right... Except the part about one making it back alive...

    Semper Fi!
     
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    Not even a fair fight. The Marines would destroy all of ISIS in a few days.

    That said....our Marines don't deserve that fight. Yes....they dont. Why? They deserve better. We have a cowardly closet faggot commander in chief. Their fight would be wasted once Obama surrendered the region (again). And honestly....I'd rather our Marines be at home watching football on weekends and training for the next major war....which hopefully never comes...but if it does...they be led by a real commander in chief and a committed civilian leadership. Otherwise....they don't deserve to be thrown into danger for no good reason.
     
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    Marines never step down even with Executive Orders. I was raised by one of the best Marines WWII ever saw.
     
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    Obama would have the Marines read his ISIS soldiers their Miranda rights
     
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