The Banjo Joke Thread

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    As a banjo player I’m hearing some good ones.

    What’s the difference between an onion and a banjo? Nobody cries when a banjo is cut up.

    What happens when a banjo is left in an unlocked car? You find five more in the car when you return.

    The reason Adam and Eve were banished:

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    The difference between a banjo and a guitar: a banjo has a round drum head that projects the sound outwards. A guitar can get you laid.
     

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