The Balloons

[Bootneck]

There are a family of balloons. Mummy balloon, daddy balloon and little boy balloon who were poor and had to sleep in the same bed. One night mummy and daddy balloon went to bed early and little boy balloon had to go to bed last. When he tries to get into bed he cant fit so he goes over to his dad and lets a bit of air out. He still cant fit so he lets a bit of air out of mum, but he still cant fit in so finally he lets some air out of himself and bingo in he gets and falls fast asleep. In the morning he goes down for breakfast and his dad says. “son we need to talk, we're disappointed in you.” Why says the son on the verge of tears. With that his dad replies, “well you've let me down, you've let your mum down but most of all you've let yourself down.”

 

[Phoenix]

There are a family of balloons. Mummy balloon, daddy balloon and little boy balloon who were poor and had to sleep in the same bed. One night mummy and daddy balloon went to bed early and little boy balloon had to go to bed last. When he tries to get into bed he cant fit so he goes over to his dad and lets a bit of air out. He still cant fit so he lets a bit of air out of mum, but he still cant fit in so finally he lets some air out of himself and bingo in he gets and falls fast asleep. In the morning he goes down for breakfast and his dad says. “son we need to talk, we're disappointed in you.” Why says the son on the verge of tears. With that his dad replies, “well you've let me down, you've let your mum down but most of all you've let yourself down.”

 

[Big Black Dog]

I'm very sensative to balloon jokes...