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    10 Strange But True Facts About The Bible @ 10 Strange But True Facts About The Bible

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    8) The city of London has begun installing safe surrender bins for people to give up their dangerous Bibles.



    In Preparation For Impeachment Inquiry, Trump Burns All Evidence He Was Ever President @ In Preparation For Impeachment Inquiry, Trump Burns All Evidence He Was Ever President

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    Snopes Rates The Devil's Lies As 'Mostly True' @ Snopes Rates The Devil's Lies As 'Mostly True'

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    Adam Schiff Revealed To Be Parody Of Actual Congressman @ Adam Schiff Revealed To Be Parody Of Actual Congressman

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    • Funny and Agree!! Funny and Agree!! x 1
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    Trump Names Energizer Bunny New Secretary Of Energy @ Trump Names Energizer Bunny New Secretary Of Energy

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    Pope Announces Any Time Spent Watching 'The View' Counts As Time Served In Purgatory @ Pope Announces Any Time Spent Watching 'The View' Counts As Time Served In Purgatory

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    Trump Blamed For Causing Violence In Typically Peaceful Middle East @ Trump Blamed For Causing Violence In Typically Peaceful Middle East

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    RNC Raising Money To Help Democrats Televise Five Debates A Week @ RNC Raising Money To Help Democrats Televise Five Debates A Week

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    Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record @ Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record

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    Multiple Sources Accuse Donald Duck Of Walking Onto Movie Sets Without Any Pants @ Multiple Sources Accuse Donald Duck Of Walking Onto Movie Sets Without Any Pants

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    One has to wonder how many of those sources were anonymous



    Mitt Romney Reveals He's Been Running The Wendy's Twitter Account All Along @ Mitt Romney Reveals He's Been Running The Wendy's Twitter Account All Along

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    Asylum Orderlies Return Hillary Clinton To Padded Cell Disguised As Oval Office @ Asylum Orderlies Return Hillary Clinton To Padded Cell Disguised As Oval Office

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    AOC Says There Is Too Much Division In Our Country When Addition And Subtraction Are Hard Enough @ AOC Says There Is Too Much Division In Our Country When Addition And Subtraction Are Hard Enough

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    Chick-Fil-A Replaces Cow Mascot With Golden Calf @ Chick-Fil-A Replaces Cow Mascot With Golden Calf

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    Judge Grants IPad Sole Custody Of Young Boy It Raised In Parents' Absence @ Judge Grants IPad Sole Custody Of Young Boy It Raised In Parents' Absence

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    Poll: Majority Want Impeachment Hearings To Continue As Long As Possible So Congress Will Be Too Busy To Meddle With Our Lives @ Poll: Majority Want Impeachment Hearings To Continue As Long As Possible So Congress Will Be Too Busy To Meddle With Our Lives

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    Beside, we enjoy watching Pencil Neck make a fool of himself.
     

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