The Ant and the grasshopper

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THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER

Two Different Versions....... Two Different Morals...
OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the
withering heat all summer long, building his house and
laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and
plays the summer away..

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed..

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out
in the cold.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Be responsible for yourself!
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MODERN
VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat and
the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up
supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well
fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the
shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
ACORN stages a demonstration in front of
the ant's house where the news stations film the group
singing, "We shall overcome." Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.
President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for
an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper
Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in,
which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the
ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2012.
 
The way it really works in this country..

The worker ants work hard in the
withering heat all summer long, building their house and
laying up supplies for the winter

The fat cat ant sits back and yells that they are not working hard enough
At the end of the season
The fat cat ant takes 90% of the food and leaves the workers to fight over the remaining 10%
When the food runs low the fat cat ant worries they will want some of his 90%
So he points out an ant who is too sick to work as hard as the others and says
"Why does he deserve as much food? He does not work as hard"
The other worker ants turn on the sick ant and drive him into the cold
One of the worker ants notices that the fat cat ant has most of the food and asks why
The fat cat ant points to the worker ant and says..
This ant is a socialist...we must drive him out
The other ants turn on the worker ant and drive him into the cold
Finally the fat cat ant realizes that chinese ants work for next to nothing and drives all the ants out into the cold
 
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The way it really works in this country..

The worker ants work hard in the
withering heat all summer long, building their house and
laying up supplies for the winter

The fat cat ant sits back and yells that they are not working hard enough
At the end of the season
The fat cat ant takes 90% of the food and leaves the workers to fight over the remaining 10%
When the food runs low the fat cat ant worries they will want some of his 90%
So he points out an ant who is too sick to work as hard as the others and says
"Why does he deserve as much food? He does not work as hard"
The other worker ants turn on the sick ant and drive him into the cold
One of the worker ants notices that the fat cat ant has most of the food and asks why
The fat cat ant points to the worker ant and says..
This ant is a socialist...we must drive him out
The other ants turn on the worker ant and drive him into the cold
Finally the fat cat ant realizes that chinese ants work for next to nothing and drives all the ants out into the cold

While the freeloading grasshopper still maintains his freeloading standards on some new obama legislation.
 
The way it really works in this country..

The worker ants work hard in the
withering heat all summer long, building their house and
laying up supplies for the winter

The fat cat ant sits back and yells that they are not working hard enough
At the end of the season
The fat cat ant takes 90% of the food and leaves the workers to fight over the remaining 10%
When the food runs low the fat cat ant worries they will want some of his 90%
So he points out an ant who is too sick to work as hard as the others and says
"Why does he deserve as much food? He does not work as hard"
The other worker ants turn on the sick ant and drive him into the cold
One of the worker ants notices that the fat cat ant has most of the food and asks why
The fat cat ant points to the worker ant and says..
This ant is a socialist...we must drive him out
The other ants turn on the worker ant and drive him into the cold
Finally the fat cat ant realizes that chinese ants work for next to nothing and drives all the ants out into the cold

While the freeloading grasshopper still maintains his freeloading standards on some new obama legislation.

The freeloading grasshopper is the nephew of the fatcat ant

He still eats while the worker ants starve
 
The way it really works in this country..

The worker ants work hard in the
withering heat all summer long, building their house and
laying up supplies for the winter

The fat cat ant sits back and yells that they are not working hard enough
At the end of the season
The fat cat ant takes 90% of the food and leaves the workers to fight over the remaining 10%
When the food runs low the fat cat ant worries they will want some of his 90%
So he points out an ant who is too sick to work as hard as the others and says
"Why does he deserve as much food? He does not work as hard"
The other worker ants turn on the sick ant and drive him into the cold
One of the worker ants notices that the fat cat ant has most of the food and asks why
The fat cat ant points to the worker ant and says..
This ant is a socialist...we must drive him out
The other ants turn on the worker ant and drive him into the cold
Finally the fat cat ant realizes that chinese ants work for next to nothing and drives all the ants out into the cold

While the freeloading grasshopper still maintains his freeloading standards on some new obama legislation.

The freeloading grasshopper is the nephew of the fatcat ant

He still eats while the worker ants starve

no the freeloading grasshopper is those lazy people who do not work and live on the government tit.
 
What a nice story. :) The new version is kind of related to our economy situation right now.:p
 
The way it really works in this country..

The worker ants work hard in the
withering heat all summer long, building their house and
laying up supplies for the winter

The fat cat ant sits back and yells that they are not working hard enough
At the end of the season
The fat cat ant takes 90% of the food and leaves the workers to fight over the remaining 10%
When the food runs low the fat cat ant worries they will want some of his 90%
So he points out an ant who is too sick to work as hard as the others and says
"Why does he deserve as much food? He does not work as hard"
The other worker ants turn on the sick ant and drive him into the cold
One of the worker ants notices that the fat cat ant has most of the food and asks why
The fat cat ant points to the worker ant and says..
This ant is a socialist...we must drive him out
The other ants turn on the worker ant and drive him into the cold
Finally the fat cat ant realizes that chinese ants work for next to nothing and drives all the ants out into the cold

I think you left out the part about how the fat cat ant gets a cigar, asks another ant to put on a blue dress, and has a bit of fun.

Then the fat cat ant sells our research in submarine propeller technology to the Chinese in exchange for some campaign donations, and funds for his library.
 

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