The answer to everything

[California Girl]

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

 

[PixieStix]

It comes in camouflage too

 

[Jeremy]

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

It comes in camouflage too

and purple

 

[PixieStix]

 

[California Girl]

It comes in camouflage too

Now THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW! Me, LuLu, Jillian and the girls need to be able to hide.... ummmm.... things.... in the woods. This will be very useful.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

 

[Jeremy]

 

[PixieStix]

Survival and necessity is the mother of invention and imagination..ingenious

 

[California Girl]

I found it!!!

I found the answer to everything!!!!

 

[Jeremy]

I found it!!!

I found the answer to everything!!!!

Damn it! I saw that one earlier and was trying to find it again.

 

[PixieStix]

I believe duct tape is the answer, it is the answer to an economy that is failing us on so many levels

 

[Nosmo King]

Why doesn't duct tape work well when repairing ducts?

I heard someplace that duct tape makes a dandy wart remover! Seems the adhesive dissolves warts.

 

[Jeremy]

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That`s great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I`d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn`t show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."

 

[PixieStix]

Why doesn't duct tape work well when repairing ducts?

I heard someplace that duct tape makes a dandy wart remover! Seems the adhesive dissolves warts.

I hear that duct tape is good for facial hair too

 

[Nosmo King]

Why doesn't duct tape work well when repairing ducts?

I heard someplace that duct tape makes a dandy wart remover! Seems the adhesive dissolves warts.

I hear that duct tape is good for facial hair too

Yeeoowwwch!

Thank God we invented the razor!

I sport a full beard and putting duct tape on my face would be considered a form of torture!

 

[California Girl]

I found it!!!

I found the answer to everything!!!!

Damn it! I saw that one earlier and was trying to find it again.

Ha ha! Bite me, Jezza.

 

[Jeremy]

I found it!!!

I found the answer to everything!!!!

Damn it! I saw that one earlier and was trying to find it again.

Ha ha! Bite me, Jezza.

No prob! Just take a seat...

 

[California Girl]

Damn it! I saw that one earlier and was trying to find it again.

Ha ha! Bite me, Jezza.

No prob! Just take a seat...

You're such a potty mouth.