The American bought a lot of land ...

[Selivan]

I ask you to listen seriously, that I will write and try to answer the question that I will ask ....
The situation looks comical ...

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Where is it from?
I spoke on one American "survivors' forum"
What is this forum?
All over the world there are people who love extreme sports, life in the woods, construction with their own hands ... They create forums, communicate and share experiences ...
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That forum was created by an American policeman ...
When he became old, he sold his house and decided to move to live in Nature.
Then he created a forum ...

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So...
A new user from America appears on that forum ...
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He's writing:

"I bought a lot of acres of land, swamps, bushes, an old house ... There is a road that goes around my site ..
I sit down in my car, drive along my road, then I open the window and shoot the slingshot with frogs and crocodiles ... "

He gives the video:
Unfortunately, I can not show it, but if you do not believe me, I'll take the time and find it. For money...

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Now the question ....

Americans, guess what other forum users answered it?
They are also Americans and quite serious (by American standards) people ...

Choose the answer they said:

1. Idiot ... crocodiles should be shot with a gun, not with a slingshot
2. In America, this machine is full of shit. If you bought a lot of land, then buy a better car
3. You do not follow the rules of the road
4. Are you, drunk, that you write such idiotic posts?
5. Other ....

What answer will you choose?

 

[Dalia]

 

[Inmar]

1. Idiot ... crocodiles should be shot with a gun, not with a slingshot
2. In America, this machine is full of shit. If you bought a lot of land, then buy a better car
3. You do not follow the rules of the road
4. Are you, drunk, that you write such idiotic posts?
5. Other ....

What answer will you choose?

I'll choose the first point, since Americans like weapons.

 

[Selivan]

American men are weak ...
They can not answer my simple question.
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American women - protect your men!

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As you know, every question in the family is solved by the Woman.
Men believe that they are masters of life, but this is not so.
A man will do anything that his beloved woman will tell him ...
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Women, choose a point from my questions if American men are not able to do it ... I will now pray ...

 

[Selivan]

Why did you change your avatar?
But, your new image I like more ...
I do not like scary dinosaurs, I love beautiful French women
Clean the dinosaur in your signature

 

[Inmar]

Why did you change your avatar?
But, your new image I like more ...
I do not like scary dinosaurs, I love beautiful French women
Clean the dinosaur in your signature

Frankly, I prefer a French girl who, even for you, has changed the avatar .. you must get acquainted. And you - a full goat, and do not see the girls.

 

[Selivan]

She changed the avatar, which she likes, and not from respect for me ...
It does not matter that I was in Paris and I saw French women.
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But I really like this Frenchwoman ... And her new avatar is also ...
When we get married, I'll teach her how to cook Russuyu Food. Objections are not accepted ...
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I'm talking about stupid Americans ...

And they are silent ...
Are you afraid, probably, to argue with Russian?

 

[Dalia]

What are you doing here if you don't like the American Folk's ?

 

[Selivan]

What are you doing here if you don't like the American Folk's ?

I said that I like you personally, but I do not care about Americans ...
Clean the dinosaur and you will be the best girl ...

 

[HaShev]

I Thought it was the other way around, you kiss us princes and we turn into toads

 

[flacaltenn]

Closed for Moderation Review..

 

[flacaltenn]

Gardening is NOT a dating forum. It's not a flaming forum.. We HAVE several flaming forums. No dating forums. Please post ONLY Gardening topics in Gardening. Use General Discussion for threads like this.


5 posts deleted. Moved to a better Forum.. RESPECT the topic of the thread.