Johnny came home from school and told his Dad that he had gotten into a lot of trouble with his teacher. His dad asked why. Johnny told him "The teacher asked me what 1 plus 3 is, and I said 4". His dad said that was no reason. Johnny then said, "well, next she asked me what 3 plus 1 is". His dad said "what's the fucking difference"??? Johnny replied "That's what I said"