That is not a shark, this is a shark!

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    My Grandma, what big teeth you have
     
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    When you swim in the ocean you enter the foodchain.
     
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    Indeed you do, though not this hammer head, normally he would end up in a Brisbane fish and chip shop but they are going to stuff him and create a tourist attraction out of him.

    Cane Toads (Queensland) love big things.
     
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    Why kill it? They wont it...shark meat is known to not be good for humans. whats the point...just to open it up and see that little kitner boy spill all over the docks?
     
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    DAVID LEE ROTH lyrics - Hammerhead Shark

    It was a time of trouble
    And a time of grief
    Kings lay with whores
    And begat thieves
    Yeah the world was wicked
    And their hearts were cold
    Noah said to his missus
    Well, it's time to go
    Lord said to Noah
    'Fore ya float that arc
    You better save me a space
    For my hammerhead shark
    Whoa yeah, the Hammerhead Shark
    Now, now now Johnny liked to drink and fight
    And he raised big hell every Saturday night

    When the sheriff found him
    Nearly broken in two
    Sheriff said to Johnny
    Well, I think I know who
    If he had teeth like knives
    And skin like bark
    You musta rumbled it up
    With a Hammerhead Shark
    Mmm, the Hammerhead Shark
    A woman went to court
    Entered her plea
    Said, "Keep my husband away from me...
    He don't understand what a man should know
    By the time I could teach him
    He'd be far too old!
    Judge I found a lover ain't afraid of the dark
    Honey, I'm in love with a Hammerhead Shark"

    Hammerhead Shark
    Watch me know, watch me know
    (Here he comes)
    Take it easy baby, Take it easy
    (Here he comes)
    Watch me know, watch me know
    (Here he comes)
    Wow!

    Over there, over there!
    Women all over, cross the USA
    Got spoiled to death in the hammerhead way
    President went to Congress, here's what he said:
    "Gentlemen, our honor has been betrayed!
    We're in deep, deep water, 'less I missed my mark
    Put out an APB on the Hammerhead Shark!"

    Wow!
    A woman went to court
    Entered her plea
    Said, "Keep my husband away from me...
    He don't understand what a man should know
    By the time I could teach him
    He'd be far too old!"
    Beep bop belula bitty bop shoo wow!
    I found a lover ain't afraid of the dark
    Honey, I'm in love with a Hammerhead Shark

    Whoa, the Hammerhead Shark
    Wow!
    Yeah, the Hammerhead Shark
    Ooo, the hammer, hammerhead
    Swim away baby!
    Just a Hammerhead Shark
    Shake it baby
    Swim a lil faster, mama
    Just a Hammerhead Shark
    Just a shark on the street mama
     
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    More Sharks are eaten by people, than people eaten by Sharks
     
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    Why would a shark need to be on the arc?
     
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    Like big road-side monuments?

    The Big Banana and all the other over-sized touristy type things that dot your landscape? :D

    Yep, sharky will fit in nicely. :)
     

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